soul_campaign | 1st record | April 30th; Video

[The video switches on to show two color coded teens, one dressed in all red with a cape and awesome shades (with two bottles of apple juice, one in his hand and the other waiting at his side) and the other in all blue with a ridiculously long hood. The red one seems somewhere between totally chill and mildly unnerved while the blue one looks rather pleased and amused.]

Okay we've got a few problems here but the most serious one is someone please tell us we're not the only ones who can see that the sun is looking back at us. Is that like a sun or a giant rock with teeth waiting to eat us like wow that planet sure looks tasty better not eat the middle its too spicy but the north would be an awesome icy snack.

It's like big brother is watching you all the time. Or big sister. Is the sun a girl or a boy? Does anyone know?

[Dave stops to just stare at John for a moment, just giving him an 'are you fucking serious?' look.]

Dude, it's a rock.

But it has a face!

Male or female would imply it has reproductive parts and that's something I'd really rather not think of thanks. It's pretty creepy as is.

[John pauses with a thoughtful look.]

I wonder if the moon has a face. Maybe one is a boy and one is a girl and asteroids are their babies. I wonder if the asteroids have faces?

Wow. Ok, yeah. We're moving onto more important matters now, topic over.

[John rolls his eyes at Dave, he's no fun. He then turns back to the camera with an intrigued look on his face.]

What did that guy mean, I turn into a weapon? How can you turn into a weapon? I'm a human!

[Dave looks like he could care less, though there's a hint of curiosity there as he takes a drink of his juice.]

Yeah, that's pretty much all we need to know since the creepy dude filled us in on the other shit. I've got my AJ now, I'm good.

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Since you seem nice enough I'll be sure to spare you all the dirty filthy details of man eating rock on man eating rock boning.

Thanks. I appreciate it.

[Though her tone and expression make it clear she's getting enough mental images about it as it is and she is not happy about it]

No problem. So, what can you tell me about this place that's not already obvious?

Probably not much, if you've already had the whole war, Weapon and Meister thing explained to you. Maybe start with what don't you know and I'll let you know if I have an answer.

What do people do for fun around here?

Same they do in most cities, I guess? I don't know, I'm still figuring that out myself. I mean, I've only been here five days and a lot of that has been trying to figure this place out and finding a job so I can afford to do anything.

Oh but there's a gaming arcade I guess, if that's your thing. Can't really miss it. I haven't been in but, you know.

Might have to go check that out while I'm out job hunting, thanks. And I guess if you haven't been here too long I can't really expect much of you so don't worry about it.

Oh, sure. Actually a friend of mine manages the place and I think she's looking for people to work there. Chika, her name is, if you decided you were interested.

Might consider it for my bro but I think I'd rather browse the market before making any commitments. Thanks for the info though.

No worries. I figured I might as well put it out there. But there's plenty of options out there if you're willing to look. I'm sure you'll find something.

Yeah, pretty sure all I have to do is get off my ass and go looking or something. Shouldn't be that hard.

Pretty much all it takes.

[And then, as she figures she should introduce herself]

Rise Kujikawa.

[Yeah, this girl's pretty chill so she gets an almost smile out of him.]

Dave Strider.

Nice to meet you. I know it's a pretty crappy situation to land in but at least we're all in it together. Between all of us I'm sure we can figure this out so we can go home.

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