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soul_campaign2013-02-05 11:44 pm
beatdownremix) wrote in soul_campaign2013-02-05 11:44 pm
1st record | April 30th; Video
[The video switches on to show two color coded teens, one dressed in all red with a cape and awesome shades (with two bottles of apple juice, one in his hand and the other waiting at his side) and the other in all blue with a ridiculously long hood. The red one seems somewhere between totally chill and mildly unnerved while the blue one looks rather pleased and amused.]
Okay we've got a few problems here but the most serious one is someone please tell us we're not the only ones who can see that the sun is looking back at us. Is that like a sun or a giant rock with teeth waiting to eat us like wow that planet sure looks tasty better not eat the middle its too spicy but the north would be an awesome icy snack.
It's like big brother is watching you all the time. Or big sister. Is the sun a girl or a boy? Does anyone know?
[Dave stops to just stare at John for a moment, just giving him an 'are you fucking serious?' look.]
Dude, it's a rock.
But it has a face!
Male or female would imply it has reproductive parts and that's something I'd really rather not think of thanks. It's pretty creepy as is.
[John pauses with a thoughtful look.]
I wonder if the moon has a face. Maybe one is a boy and one is a girl and asteroids are their babies. I wonder if the asteroids have faces?
Wow. Ok, yeah. We're moving onto more important matters now, topic over.
[John rolls his eyes at Dave, he's no fun. He then turns back to the camera with an intrigued look on his face.]
What did that guy mean, I turn into a weapon? How can you turn into a weapon? I'm a human!
[Dave looks like he could care less, though there's a hint of curiosity there as he takes a drink of his juice.]
Yeah, that's pretty much all we need to know since the creepy dude filled us in on the other shit. I've got my AJ now, I'm good.
Okay we've got a few problems here but the most serious one is someone please tell us we're not the only ones who can see that the sun is looking back at us. Is that like a sun or a giant rock with teeth waiting to eat us like wow that planet sure looks tasty better not eat the middle its too spicy but the north would be an awesome icy snack.
It's like big brother is watching you all the time. Or big sister. Is the sun a girl or a boy? Does anyone know?
[Dave stops to just stare at John for a moment, just giving him an 'are you fucking serious?' look.]
Dude, it's a rock.
But it has a face!
Male or female would imply it has reproductive parts and that's something I'd really rather not think of thanks. It's pretty creepy as is.
[John pauses with a thoughtful look.]
I wonder if the moon has a face. Maybe one is a boy and one is a girl and asteroids are their babies. I wonder if the asteroids have faces?
Wow. Ok, yeah. We're moving onto more important matters now, topic over.
[John rolls his eyes at Dave, he's no fun. He then turns back to the camera with an intrigued look on his face.]
What did that guy mean, I turn into a weapon? How can you turn into a weapon? I'm a human!
[Dave looks like he could care less, though there's a hint of curiosity there as he takes a drink of his juice.]
Yeah, that's pretty much all we need to know since the creepy dude filled us in on the other shit. I've got my AJ now, I'm good.
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How very nice to see you arrive.
Well, I suppose the see you part is the nice one, the arrive part is perhaps a 8it more on the neutral-to-alarming scale. For a variety of reasons, not the least to which is the war that is currently going on. The rest of the reasons that this may not necessarily 8e the 8est place for you can 8e discussed after getting a chance for us to forge an acquaintanceship. Now, 8efore I 8egin the process of answering more of your questions -- male and a person that possesses the a8ility to transform into a weapon that is su8sequently used 8y a meister, incidentally -- I must inform you of an already existing threat from your and my universe. Specifically, the 8atterwitch is among us.
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the batterwitch is here???
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Sup Makara. Go on, bask in the awesomeness of our presence it's totally understandable. Mine making up most of the awesome of course but that's pretty much a given.
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[He is not quite sure how to behave around this guy. He didn't know who he was so he asked Dave quick and after a short explanation, he remembers Karkat telling him about his crazy clown friend who went psycho on them all.]
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It's tinybro.
And his less genetic bro I guess.
Sup.
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how about i dont go by that that just seems weird
youre dirks human ai self that aranea mentioned im guessing
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hey whats your face
what didnt you two pay attention on your extra special death city intro tour
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and just cause some guy tells you shit doesnt mean you can just roll with it
i mean im kind of not surprised but it takes john a while to grasp shit
i think hes in the middle of having a breakdown right now so you might have to wait
he just found out the batterwitch he hates so much was his mom in the other universe
its p funny to see his reaction honestly
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you!!!!!!!!
you stabbed me!!!!!
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[She's seen the Sun drool. It's not pretty. And she won't mention what else she's heard about the Moon]
And yeah, if you're a Weapon you transform into something. At least, once you learn how.
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Sorry Rise, just have Dave staring in disbelief. The fuck?]
You're serious.
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something youll just have to get used to cause we dont plan on going anywhere anytime soon
so sup
youre the big scary empress right
cause you got meenahs color and all so just taking a guess here
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And yes, some people turn into their weapon form. You can go there with training or being thrown off the stairs.
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like i heard about the drooling shit but blood too
great
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thrown off the stairs
elaborate on this you got my attention
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1/idk probably four
it can't be what she thinks it is. she doesn't have that much luck left.]
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[it is.]
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Hey.
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shitfuckshit he knows he knows he fucking knows the timing was exact they are so screwedNope, totally chill. Not flipping out at all. Coincidences exist.]sup
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WHOOPS JUST SAW YOUR FIRST TAG shh whatever
we can totally make it work
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just dont tell him that
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[ She manages to say it with a completely straight face, even.. ]
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So you're not Vantas one or two, gonna take a guess that you're the ancestor variation. Yo.
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but unfortunately almost iimpossiible to descriibe to someone who hasnt
youre from own uniiverse
but probably dont know of self
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the ancestor one that got fucked over by the batterwitch
ive heard of you at least but john doesnt know shit
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The moon has a face and the sun is definitely a she. [Pause.] The moon's her husband and all the stars are their children.
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You would have been better off confirming Egbert's crack theory on the asteroids being their babies.
[ video; ] Spoiler: I have no idea what I'm even writing.