1st record | April 30th; Video

[beatdownremix]

[The video switches on to show two color coded teens, one dressed in all red with a cape and awesome shades (with two bottles of apple juice, one in his hand and the other waiting at his side) and the other in all blue with a ridiculously long hood. The red one seems somewhere between totally chill and mildly unnerved while the blue one looks rather pleased and amused.]

Okay we've got a few problems here but the most serious one is someone please tell us we're not the only ones who can see that the sun is looking back at us. Is that like a sun or a giant rock with teeth waiting to eat us like wow that planet sure looks tasty better not eat the middle its too spicy but the north would be an awesome icy snack.

It's like big brother is watching you all the time. Or big sister. Is the sun a girl or a boy? Does anyone know?

[Dave stops to just stare at John for a moment, just giving him an 'are you fucking serious?' look.]

Dude, it's a rock.

But it has a face!

Male or female would imply it has reproductive parts and that's something I'd really rather not think of thanks. It's pretty creepy as is.

[John pauses with a thoughtful look.]

I wonder if the moon has a face. Maybe one is a boy and one is a girl and asteroids are their babies. I wonder if the asteroids have faces?

Wow. Ok, yeah. We're moving onto more important matters now, topic over.

[John rolls his eyes at Dave, he's no fun. He then turns back to the camera with an intrigued look on his face.]

What did that guy mean, I turn into a weapon? How can you turn into a weapon? I'm a human!

[Dave looks like he could care less, though there's a hint of curiosity there as he takes a drink of his juice.]

Yeah, that's pretty much all we need to know since the creepy dude filled us in on the other shit. I've got my AJ now, I'm good.

Comments

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[3rdbest]

They both have faces, they drool and sometimes they bleed, fuck knows why.

And yes, some people turn into their weapon form. You can go there with training or being thrown off the stairs.

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[beatdownremix]

wait they bleed
like i heard about the drooling shit but blood too
great
so
wait
thrown off the stairs
elaborate on this you got my attention

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[3rdbest]

Sometimes. I guess that makes them female.

Long version: a weapon form can be seen as a defense mechanism, in a way. When something you were not expecting happens, your self-preservation instincts kick in, and your soul will protect the body by allowing the transformation to occur. Thus, when one is surprised or hurt when they aren't worn out, they have the tendency to transform..

Short version: throw someone off the stairs, they get scared, they turn.

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[beatdownremix]

hahahahahah
welp
i know what im doing in the next ten minutes

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[3rdbest]

Have fun and all.

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[beatdownremix]

plan to
you got any other useful info

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[3rdbest]

Don't get too comfortable; shit hits the fan when no one is expecting, but specially when everyone forgets that we are at war.

Don't forget you are at war.

Morning training is something to consider, specially for newcomers. 6am, training grounds, everyday.

BREW doesn't make sense. It never did, it's not going to start now.

No one understands BREW, not even the guys who used it to bring you here.


Idk what else you want, man. But those come to mind.

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[beatdownremix]

that was actually more helpful than i was expecting
thanks man

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[3rdbest]

Np
There's probably a lot of shit I'm forgetting, but you get a hang of it after a while.

[pranksterheir]

thrown off stairs? that doesn't sound very fun.

[3rdbest]

That's because it's not? Who likes to be thrown off the stairs?

[pranksterheir]

then why would you do it!

[3rdbest]

I didn't do it.

But it's the fastest way.

[pranksterheir]

i think i'm going to try other options first. maybe as a last resort.

[3rdbest]

That is, if someone doesn't throw you off the stairs first.

[pranksterheir]

whoever tries will have to catch me first!

[3rdbest]

Pretty sure that's a code to "challenge accepted".

[pranksterheir]

you're not going to throw me, are you?