1st record | April 30th; Video

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[The video switches on to show two color coded teens, one dressed in all red with a cape and awesome shades (with two bottles of apple juice, one in his hand and the other waiting at his side) and the other in all blue with a ridiculously long hood. The red one seems somewhere between totally chill and mildly unnerved while the blue one looks rather pleased and amused.]

Okay we've got a few problems here but the most serious one is someone please tell us we're not the only ones who can see that the sun is looking back at us. Is that like a sun or a giant rock with teeth waiting to eat us like wow that planet sure looks tasty better not eat the middle its too spicy but the north would be an awesome icy snack.

It's like big brother is watching you all the time. Or big sister. Is the sun a girl or a boy? Does anyone know?

[Dave stops to just stare at John for a moment, just giving him an 'are you fucking serious?' look.]

Dude, it's a rock.

But it has a face!

Male or female would imply it has reproductive parts and that's something I'd really rather not think of thanks. It's pretty creepy as is.

[John pauses with a thoughtful look.]

I wonder if the moon has a face. Maybe one is a boy and one is a girl and asteroids are their babies. I wonder if the asteroids have faces?

Wow. Ok, yeah. We're moving onto more important matters now, topic over.

[John rolls his eyes at Dave, he's no fun. He then turns back to the camera with an intrigued look on his face.]

What did that guy mean, I turn into a weapon? How can you turn into a weapon? I'm a human!

[Dave looks like he could care less, though there's a hint of curiosity there as he takes a drink of his juice.]

Yeah, that's pretty much all we need to know since the creepy dude filled us in on the other shit. I've got my AJ now, I'm good.

Comments

[ironicusername]

[DAMN YOU ARE]

Hey.

[beatdownremix]

[FUCK that should not have given him as big of a heart attack as it did. Nope, remain cool. Totally chill. Not like this is first impressions and all and you're already plotting with this awesome dude's human AI self to throw him down a flight of stairs or anything nope. shitfuckshit he knows he knows he fucking knows the timing was exact they are so screwed Nope, totally chill. Not flipping out at all. Coincidences exist.]

sup

[ironicusername]

[yeah we are so two dudes who aren't mutually flipping the fuck out here]

Not much.
I guess my reputation precedes me in the form of AI me and Aranea's volubility but,
I'm Dirk.

[beatdownremix]

[Fucking teen nerves]

so we pretty much know who each other are
this is just not necessarily how id planned this meeting to go
how much of my convo with hal have you read

[ironicusername]

I don't think throwing me down a flight of stairs is going to work.
But you can try.

[beatdownremix]

son of a bitch

WHOOPS JUST SAW YOUR FIRST TAG shh whatever

[ironicusername]

It's fine.
That's is, apparently, a tried and true method for making that shit happen.
And if it also manages to be cathartic for you, why the fuck not.

we can totally make it work

[beatdownremix]

see now youve just made me feel bad about it

[ironicusername]

Don't.
It's pretty much guaranteed we're both going to get our various guardian issues all over each other at first.

[beatdownremix]

it doesnt sound any less awkward when you say it like that
but yeah i know what you mean

[ironicusername]

I also have reservations about my ability to transform.
So, might as well start working on it now.

[beatdownremix]

what kinds of reservations

[pranksterheir]

[He does a double take at first because Dave sprite...? But, no, wait, that hast to be Dave's bro.]

hi, dave's bro!

[ironicusername]

Hey, Dave's non-relational bro.

[pranksterheir]

hehehe. my name is john.

[ironicusername]

Right.
You've got the whole blue thing going on, you're probably Jane's AU ancestor.
I'm Dirk.

[pranksterheir]

who's jane?

[beatdownremix]

your nanna as a sixteen year old

[pranksterheir]

oh, ok. is she here...?

[beatdownremix]

nope
you should really pay attention to what dirks saying bro

[pranksterheir]

i am!!!

[ironicusername]

Ok, I see bro spotted me on that one.
Try to keep up here, dude.
Ecto-relations is not a subject you want to be slacking in.

[pranksterheir]

hey, if anyone is slacking in ecto-relations, it's not gunna be me! i'm responsible for all the ecto-relations, you know.
i just didn't know that's what her name was.

[ironicusername]

... Seriously?
Huh.
I think I owe you one, then.

[pranksterheir]

yep.
i made everybody with some mad science machine thing on an asteroid.
including myself!