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soul_campaign2013-02-05 11:44 pm
beatdownremix) wrote in soul_campaign2013-02-05 11:44 pm
1st record | April 30th; Video
[The video switches on to show two color coded teens, one dressed in all red with a cape and awesome shades (with two bottles of apple juice, one in his hand and the other waiting at his side) and the other in all blue with a ridiculously long hood. The red one seems somewhere between totally chill and mildly unnerved while the blue one looks rather pleased and amused.]
Okay we've got a few problems here but the most serious one is someone please tell us we're not the only ones who can see that the sun is looking back at us. Is that like a sun or a giant rock with teeth waiting to eat us like wow that planet sure looks tasty better not eat the middle its too spicy but the north would be an awesome icy snack.
It's like big brother is watching you all the time. Or big sister. Is the sun a girl or a boy? Does anyone know?
[Dave stops to just stare at John for a moment, just giving him an 'are you fucking serious?' look.]
Dude, it's a rock.
But it has a face!
Male or female would imply it has reproductive parts and that's something I'd really rather not think of thanks. It's pretty creepy as is.
[John pauses with a thoughtful look.]
I wonder if the moon has a face. Maybe one is a boy and one is a girl and asteroids are their babies. I wonder if the asteroids have faces?
Wow. Ok, yeah. We're moving onto more important matters now, topic over.
[John rolls his eyes at Dave, he's no fun. He then turns back to the camera with an intrigued look on his face.]
What did that guy mean, I turn into a weapon? How can you turn into a weapon? I'm a human!
[Dave looks like he could care less, though there's a hint of curiosity there as he takes a drink of his juice.]
Yeah, that's pretty much all we need to know since the creepy dude filled us in on the other shit. I've got my AJ now, I'm good.
Okay we've got a few problems here but the most serious one is someone please tell us we're not the only ones who can see that the sun is looking back at us. Is that like a sun or a giant rock with teeth waiting to eat us like wow that planet sure looks tasty better not eat the middle its too spicy but the north would be an awesome icy snack.
It's like big brother is watching you all the time. Or big sister. Is the sun a girl or a boy? Does anyone know?
[Dave stops to just stare at John for a moment, just giving him an 'are you fucking serious?' look.]
Dude, it's a rock.
But it has a face!
Male or female would imply it has reproductive parts and that's something I'd really rather not think of thanks. It's pretty creepy as is.
[John pauses with a thoughtful look.]
I wonder if the moon has a face. Maybe one is a boy and one is a girl and asteroids are their babies. I wonder if the asteroids have faces?
Wow. Ok, yeah. We're moving onto more important matters now, topic over.
[John rolls his eyes at Dave, he's no fun. He then turns back to the camera with an intrigued look on his face.]
What did that guy mean, I turn into a weapon? How can you turn into a weapon? I'm a human!
[Dave looks like he could care less, though there's a hint of curiosity there as he takes a drink of his juice.]
Yeah, that's pretty much all we need to know since the creepy dude filled us in on the other shit. I've got my AJ now, I'm good.
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but unfortunately almost iimpossiible to descriibe to someone who hasnt
youre from own uniiverse
but probably dont know of self
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the ancestor one that got fucked over by the batterwitch
ive heard of you at least but john doesnt know shit
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accurate descriiptiion
and youre hals other bro
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names dave
so since i hear you captors got a thing for two you probably wouldnt appreciate being called three
so whats your name
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but dont care as much as he does
am called psii
am not sure what poiint iin tiimeliine you come from
obviiously after own
''serviice''
began
but thats wiide range
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but yeah psii works
not really sure in accordance to you but you were already dead
heard about you from the exposition fairy
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that iis
miituna
am stiill dead
has worked out 0k for self actually
thiink exposiitiion faiiry must mean aranea
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didnt really get a chance to talk to him much
and youd be right on the money with that one
pretty sure shes earned her title
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know very liittle about hiim
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he skateboards a lot despite that though
and if it makes you feel better even with the brain damage hes still got a girlfriend and ampora doesnt
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dont care about other orphaner
youre fiightiing demon aranea told about??
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but =am= sorry for part played iin makiing your uniiverse shiitty
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but iimagiine would feel very weiird to someone not used to iidea
stiill feels weiird to self actually
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am paiir of goggles
giive partner versiion of powers had iin own world
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and how did you turn into goggles for the first time?
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telekiinesiis
friiend who was helpiing saiid concentrate and relax
and thiink of someone here want to protect
that worked for self
dont worry iif doesnt on fiirst try
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i will have to try that way. it sure sounds better than being thrown down the stairs!
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whiich iis also your world
perhaps obviiously
am called psii
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