1st record | April 30th; Video

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[The video switches on to show two color coded teens, one dressed in all red with a cape and awesome shades (with two bottles of apple juice, one in his hand and the other waiting at his side) and the other in all blue with a ridiculously long hood. The red one seems somewhere between totally chill and mildly unnerved while the blue one looks rather pleased and amused.]

Okay we've got a few problems here but the most serious one is someone please tell us we're not the only ones who can see that the sun is looking back at us. Is that like a sun or a giant rock with teeth waiting to eat us like wow that planet sure looks tasty better not eat the middle its too spicy but the north would be an awesome icy snack.

It's like big brother is watching you all the time. Or big sister. Is the sun a girl or a boy? Does anyone know?

[Dave stops to just stare at John for a moment, just giving him an 'are you fucking serious?' look.]

Dude, it's a rock.

But it has a face!

Male or female would imply it has reproductive parts and that's something I'd really rather not think of thanks. It's pretty creepy as is.

[John pauses with a thoughtful look.]

I wonder if the moon has a face. Maybe one is a boy and one is a girl and asteroids are their babies. I wonder if the asteroids have faces?

Wow. Ok, yeah. We're moving onto more important matters now, topic over.

[John rolls his eyes at Dave, he's no fun. He then turns back to the camera with an intrigued look on his face.]

What did that guy mean, I turn into a weapon? How can you turn into a weapon? I'm a human!

[Dave looks like he could care less, though there's a hint of curiosity there as he takes a drink of his juice.]

Yeah, that's pretty much all we need to know since the creepy dude filled us in on the other shit. I've got my AJ now, I'm good.

Comments

[pranksterheir]

Weird, huh. [Gives a little laugh.]

Hmm, I don't think so...

[tofu_idol]

Well, kind of. Not so much weirder than I'm used to, though.

Huh. Well then again, we didn't figure it out until the very end. Maybe this is the same?

[pranksterheir]

Figure what out?

[tofu_idol]

Oh...nothing. I was just thinking out loud.

[pranksterheir]

Hey, what's your name?

[tofu_idol]

Oh, I'm Rise. Rise Kujikawa.

[pranksterheir]

Nice to meet you, Rise. I'm John.

[tofu_idol]

Nice to meet you, John. I take it you and Dave are from the same place since you already seem to know each other?

[pranksterheir]

Yeah, he's my best friend!

[tofu_idol]

Oh, that's good. At least you can both get used to this place together.

[pranksterheir]

I'm glad we're both here because I've never gotten to see him face to face before. We've only ever talked over the internet.

[tofu_idol]

Oh, really? How's that working out so far?

[She's never really had internet friends before, though largely because as an idol her internet presence had been restricted somewhat]

[pranksterheir]

It's awesome!

[tofu_idol]

That's good. I'm glad you're getting on okay in person too.

[pranksterheir]

Me too. Do you know anyone from your home here?

[tofu_idol]

Oh, yeah. There's a couple of my friends who've been here a while. Made it a lot easier to get to grips with this place...not that I really have, yet, but I'm getting there.

[pranksterheir]

That's good. It would suck to be on your own.

I feel the same!

[tofu_idol]

Definitely. I'm not sure how long it would have taken me to stop freaking out if they hadn't found me.

[pranksterheir]

I showed up around the same time Dave did so we found each other pretty fast.

[tofu_idol]

That's good. At least you could help each other.