May 1 ★ Video

[crazyunbreakable]

Oi, is this working?

[ A little more fiddling around before Josuke's face finally comes into view. Of course, it’s not only his face. Hanging just over his forehead is his trademark pompadour, casting a shadow over his eyes. He might even take this opportunity, seeing as he is technically looking into a mirror and all, to push a stray hair into place. Maybe it has been a long day but it’s still important to look sharp. ]

It is working, isn’t it? Great.

[ He says Great but his intonation doesn’t seem to agree. ]

I don’t know who all is listening on this thing. And I guess there might be a war going on and all but hear me out. I don’t really know how I’m supposed to be able to help you any, without being able to use my stand or anything. It’s not really any of my business anyways. Dunno what you expect me to do here.

[ He points a threatening two fingers at the screen. ]
So what's it gonna take before I can get going back home? My mom is gonna cut back my allowance again if I’m out too late. I won’t let you off easy if it’s your fault I am broke again this summer!

Comments

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[computations]

Why is punishment from your mother among your top concerns? If you think of it logically, experiencing death here seems like a more probable concern.

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[crazyunbreakable]

Probability has nothing to do with it! I know how mean my old lady can be!

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[computations]

Everything relies on probability to so it has everything to do with it. Either way, your well being now should count more than your well being in the future.

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[imnosuperman]

Simple. You fight with everything you've got until getting home becomes a viable option.

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[crazyunbreakable]

What, so that's supposed to be my only option? I ain't interested in fighting a war that's got nothing to do with me!

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[douchebagging]

Did no one explain it? You're the hero. You need to save us all!

[He has way too much time on his hands.]

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[crazyunbreakable]

Ehh, again?

[ He's already starred in that kind of story! ]

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[dead_black_eyes]

Why do you style your hair that way?

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[crazyunbreakable]

It's the kind of 'do a hero would have, that's why!

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[ibroughttequila]

[Joseph looks super amused when he appears on the screen. Partly because this guy's hair is HUUUUUGE, but mostly because...]

You still get an allowance? That's cute. [Smirk.]

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[crazyunbreakable]

[ I hope by HUUUUGE you also mean COOOOOL, because his hair is that also. ]

Yeah, I do! Got a problem?

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[draculabackwards]

Your...stand?

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[crazyunbreakable]

Ahaha, did I say stand? It's a.. they're um... They're kind of hard to explain! They're like guardians maybe? Doesn't look like anyone has one here though!

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[companyvita]

[Wow...just WOW. Clair stares at the screen before hardly bothering to stifle a chuckle.]

Unless your mother is here and insisting on taking care of her big baby of a son, you'll have to earn your own allowance.

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[crazyunbreakable]

Oi, I'm not a baby, and my mom barely takes care of me! I can make money myself if I wanted!

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[obimycommands]

[Have a pointy-eared little menace]

Thou shouldst be lucky if thy return in time for summer at all.

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[crazyunbreakable]

You're saying I could be stuck here all summer? That ain't okay!

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[silicomb]

What do female custodial figures have to do with monetary allowances? Don't you handle that stuff yourself?

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[crazyunbreakable]

Female whats? I would handle it myself but she doesn't let me spend the money I make!
[ .. Through cheating lottery systems and rigging dice games. Totally legit. ]

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[traust]

Um, did anybody tell you that you're suppose to be a meister or weapon now? Cause that's what they told me.

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[crazyunbreakable]

Yeah, someone said that. Sounds fishy though!

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[nolicenseyet]

You can't go home until the war is over unless BREW randomly decides to send you back.

And what's an allowance?

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[crazyunbreakable]

Eh? You're a kid, aren't ya? Your parents don't give you an allowance? It's like extra spending money!

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[wearspurpleclothes]

[Since it seems that other people have covered most of the really serious or important topics that need to be discussed to this newcomer, Johan instead zeroes in on something that catches his interest.]

Hey, guy! I like your hair.

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[crazyunbreakable]

[ Oh man- a comment like that and this kid is on Josuke's good side forever. ]

Hey, thanks! You don't have to call me guy, the name's Josuke!