[Text] 8th May

[bowdown]

we gots ta krill shibusens bassholes anemones
but we cant krill our own
shits unfair yo


[ Private to: JOHN EGBERT ]
yo heir
wat last fin you rememba befo comin here


[ Private to: STEIN ]
bathtubs drain is clogged  [ blame her hair ]

Comments

[video]

[brutalityfetish]

You're right about that though I'll never turn down another mission. That's at least some killing, right? Not as satisfying sure, but I like the whole being able to dismember things without some bullshit law enforcement breathing down my neck.

You have some people here you need to take care of? Tell me what those fuckers did.

[video]

[bowdown]

True dat, bro. Least they let us be krillin' sum suckas.

The fuckas, they breathe, yo. [ and that's enough of a reason to want them dead ] Sum mutant messin' with ma EMPIRE and spreadin' sum outraygeous shit aboat fuckin' with da blood castes back on Alternia. Already krilled 'im once, but the fucka's alive here. Bitch's loose end, so bitch gotta go.

The otta be a fushia blood, like dis Queen here. Both be royal, but only one gots to rule. [ she points to herself ] Is in ma genes ta kill those who threaten ma royal plaice, get ma wave?

[ there are more, but these ones come on top of the list ]

[video]

[brutalityfetish]

[Winters may not be privy to any of this shit from her world, but he understands enough of it to sympathize with her.]

Sounds like a good enough reason to me. At least with that fucker showing up, you get the satisfaction of possibly killing whoever it is again. That alone should make you happy!

[And there is a little bonus for himself: He got to be wielded by royalty.]

Queen, huh? They should've been respecting you from the beginning!

[video]

[bowdown]

Fuck yeah, woulda be tidally sweet. But Stitches ain't lettin' me approach the suckas, dat mothafucka. [ she snarls ]

[video]

[brutalityfetish]

Who the hell is Stitches?

[video]

[bowdown]

Mothaglubbin' Stein. A Shibusen woof beast.

[video]

[brutalityfetish]

Oh so he's one of Shibusen's guard dogs, hmm? I suppose he doesn't have anything better to do than get in the middle of something that isn't his fucking business.

[video ; private]

[bowdown]

[ yeah, this conversation? Turning it private, to avoid prying eyes of certain trolls ]

Yeah, bitch be all messin' 'n controllin' aboat this gurl's bidness. Fucka dun' stay put.

But yo, t'least he givin' me shit fo' free. Gunna have sea water swimmin' pool 'n all.

[video ; private]

[brutalityfetish]

[Good because Winters will never remember to use a private filter.]

So he's more concerned about you doing what you do best than the shit going down around this stupid city? The least he can do is give you something for free! I guess that makes it easier to let somebody be a fucker to ya.

[video ; private]

[bowdown]

Shore. Dis gurl won't be carin' too much aboat that shit if I gots water I need.

'Side, ain't that bad, homie. Can krill the fuckas I want anytime. [ she is pretty confident ]

[video ; private]

[brutalityfetish]

As long as you keep that spirit up! Just make sure to give this guy a call if you need some help in getting rid of those assholes!

[video ; private]

[bowdown]

Dis gurl won't forget the offa, bro. Alwaves whalecomes sum good 'n propa fighta.

[video ; private]

[brutalityfetish]

HAHA! Good! I just hope it turns out as fun as the mission we went on!

[video ; private]

[bowdown]

Gunna be betta, fo' shore!

[video ; private]

[brutalityfetish]

well that's good to hear! I'm gonna go ahead and go find myself something to do right now! Don't let any assholes take advantage of ya! If they do, kill 'em!

[video ; private]

[bowdown]

No one takes advantage of da EMPRESS. Goes the otta way 'round, dis gurl be the one takin' advantage of 'em.

Sea 'round, homie.