[Text] 8th May

[bowdown]

we gots ta krill shibusens bassholes anemones
but we cant krill our own
shits unfair yo


[ Private to: JOHN EGBERT ]
yo heir
wat last fin you rememba befo comin here


[ Private to: STEIN ]
bathtubs drain is clogged  [ blame her hair ]

Comments

[Private]

[pranksterheir]

uh.
why do you want to know.

[Private]

[bowdown]

just answa

[Private]

[pranksterheir]

i was in a dream bubble.

[Private]

[bowdown]

befo da dream bubble ma man
when ya awake

[Private]

[pranksterheir]

i was in my house.

[Yeah, he's intentionally not being very specific on purpose.]

private;

[soulsutures]

Something tells me it would save both of us a lot of time if you just had your own salt water pool.

private;

[bowdown]

shit bro awe dis gurl then [ aka get to it ]

private;

[soulsutures]

If you continue to behave yourself, I'll see what I can do.

private;

[bowdown]

not you dawg homie
been ta mission krilled sum shit fo your asses
time ta get this gurl some dollas and shit she D-ES-ERV-ES yo

private;

[soulsutures]

A dog would probably be less high maintenance.

Anyway, there's something I'll need your opinion on before I spread it to the others. Have you been having problems sleeping since you arrived?

[video]

[brutalityfetish]

HA! I've been saying that all along! Some of us have killing needs that need scratching!

[video]

[bowdown]

Word, bro. Dun mind krillin' sum kishin eggs, but yo, that ain't 'nuff.

'Sides, gots sum pendin' bidness with sum fuckas and can't deal with them cuz of Shibusen.

[video]

[brutalityfetish]

You're right about that though I'll never turn down another mission. That's at least some killing, right? Not as satisfying sure, but I like the whole being able to dismember things without some bullshit law enforcement breathing down my neck.

You have some people here you need to take care of? Tell me what those fuckers did.

[video]

[bowdown]

True dat, bro. Least they let us be krillin' sum suckas.

The fuckas, they breathe, yo. [ and that's enough of a reason to want them dead ] Sum mutant messin' with ma EMPIRE and spreadin' sum outraygeous shit aboat fuckin' with da blood castes back on Alternia. Already krilled 'im once, but the fucka's alive here. Bitch's loose end, so bitch gotta go.

The otta be a fushia blood, like dis Queen here. Both be royal, but only one gots to rule. [ she points to herself ] Is in ma genes ta kill those who threaten ma royal plaice, get ma wave?

[ there are more, but these ones come on top of the list ]

[video]

[brutalityfetish]

[Winters may not be privy to any of this shit from her world, but he understands enough of it to sympathize with her.]

Sounds like a good enough reason to me. At least with that fucker showing up, you get the satisfaction of possibly killing whoever it is again. That alone should make you happy!

[And there is a little bonus for himself: He got to be wielded by royalty.]

Queen, huh? They should've been respecting you from the beginning!

[Video]

[travel_sized4u]

Yeah...an everyone's wonderin' why we ain't welcome here no more.

[You killers and your need for blood.]

[Video]

[bowdown]

[ approaches the screen ]

Shit homie, the fuck is up with yo size? [ priority ]

Re: [Video]

[travel_sized4u]

[...8|!]

Man! Why y'all gotta ask that...I'm travel sized for convenience.

My real size would be terrifyin' for everyone here.

Re: [Video]

[bowdown]

It's ridik, bitch. You suppose ta be a dragon or sum salamanda?

Re: [Video]

[travel_sized4u]

Hey! Hey! I am a dragon! I ain't no lizard!

[text]

[want_the_world]

Tell me about it.

They fuck up the Agency, bust my nose, but oh no, we're not supposed to hurt civilians.

[text]

[bowdown]

fuck dat
if bitches be beggin to get culled they gonna end up sleepin with the fishes

[text]

[want_the_world]

Unfortunately, even perfectly justified culling will get you thrown in jail here.

You're Feferi's ancestor. Aren't you?

[text] crying

[bowdown]

fuckin humans bein soft is wat

[ sure, Mello. Mention the bitch that got away. Condesce really wanted to kill her.

But ah, well, one gone, two to go. ]

y
im

[not here]

[helpstroubled]

[ This leaves such a bad taste in Audrey's mouth. She recognizes her as the woman who bothered Psii so much, and a part of her wants to say something.

But she won't. It isn't her fight, and she has to respect Psii. So Audrey just reads the first part, eyes narrowed and lips pursed, and then shuts off her communicator. ]