text; 024 - MAY 18/'10 - evening

[silicomb]

i hate everything.

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[3rdbest]

That's why I said it depends on the point of view.
Mello's freaking out; you aren't. I'm not either, it went fine.

Shoot.

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[silicomb]

what's this dude's name anyway.
0r alphanumerical designation since that's kinda y0ur thing.

it's related to the ab0ve question:
there's a guy using mell0's pseudonym in c0nversation.
he's n0body i rec0gnize.
is he your psych0path.

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[3rdbest]

Beyond Birthday. B.

And yup, he is.
Sollux meet crazy psycho, crazy psycho meet Sollux.
Don't need to tell you, but don't tell him you are related to Mello, Near or L. Or he will hunt you down.

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[silicomb]

what the FUCK is up with y0ur naming schemes??

he can try if he wants to but in case we've all f0rgotten, he'd have t0 slog his way thr0ugh a wall of adult tr0ll to even gain an audience.
0n a less braggy note:
why the fuck w0uld he.

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[3rdbest]

I didn't choose my name, man.

Because he is a crazy psycho? Do you need a better reason?
It's also because he has a boner for L, I guess. And maybe Mello.

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[silicomb]

at least yours is m0re or less fine.
wh0 the fuck names themself THAT though.

tmi dude.
that's 0ne caliginous fuck tank i want n0thing to d0 with.

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[3rdbest]

Says the guy named Sollux.
But my theory is that, after several generations of genius kids who need a new name when they enter the House, they ran out of names and used a dictionary to pick new ones.

Nobody does. But if you are related to them, consider yourself food for the shark.

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[silicomb]

my name is s0 fucking co0l you have n0 idea.
i'm betting a game of darts was inv0lved.

fuck.
anyway, another educated questi0n incoming, is y0ur body ready?

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[3rdbest]

Your opinion is invalid, you're biased.
You bet.

My body is never ready for you, you know that.

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[silicomb]

i s0 am, how did y0u know.

this is where i sw0on and ask f0r your aut0graph right.
anyway.

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[silicomb]

he hasn't fucked with y0u, has he?

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[3rdbest]

He doesn't know I'm related to M, N or L.

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[silicomb]

let's h0pe it stays that way.

[ sollux? defensive? never. ]

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[3rdbest]

It'll be fine. Don't worry.

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[silicomb]

may as well ask me t0 give up gaming and become a techn0logical m0nk.
but sure fine.
i'll try.

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[3rdbest]

How have you been? besides the migraine. [ change of subject ]

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[silicomb]

fine i guess.
when science advances astr0nomically in the next decade 0r so y0u have me to thank.

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[3rdbest]

You plan on sticking around for that long?

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[silicomb]

y0u're all here
i'm m0re or less fucked back h0me.
i guess i don't mind sticking ar0und here longer.

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[3rdbest]

Yeah. And it's not a bad place. Sorta.

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[silicomb]

the sand keeps my husk smo0th.
aw yeah.

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[3rdbest]

I could live without the sand and the heat.
And the face on the sun and the moon.

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[silicomb]

at least it's rarely ever c0ld.
right.
do y0u ever miss anything from the primitive hellh0le you came fr0m?

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[3rdbest]

I don't mind cold. You can put layers. But with the heat, there is only so much you can take off.

This place is as primitive as mine was. I'm only missing the games that will come out next year.
You? Besides your bee-computer.

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[silicomb]

make y0ur own games, pr0blem solved.

man, my bee c0mputer was the concupiscent l0ve of my sh0rt life.
but besides its beautiful, comb-ridden chassis, i guess...
i guess i kinda miss the grubl0af? that was some g0od shit.