Jan. 27 - evening - video

[stfuabouthonor]

[sup, Death City. A new face appears on the network, although there may be something of the deja vu about the helmet with its golden crescent, the mon with its twin sparrows, perhaps even the face, a little. Not the attitude, though - actually, this kid is the polar opposite of laid back cool. Which is to say he's absolutely furious.]

Let's make something clear. I don't know what dumb joke that guy is playing, but there's only one Date Masamune, and that's me - me! The One-Eyed Dragon, the Lord of Oshu, future ruler of all Japan, Date Masamune!

[He thumps his chest just in case any more emphasis is needed.]

Just wait and you'll see what it means to have me around here!

[Yes, he is absolutely serious. You may wish to be kind, but then possibly not.]

Comments

[reverencing]

[That gets an immediate scowl, Mitsunari clenching his jaw and baring his teeth as he snarls-]

Still your tongue, boy... Lest I tear it from your throat.

[stfuabouthonor]

Oh, you think you're scary, huh? Well, I think you're a sore loser.

[reverencing]

In order to be a loser, I would have to lose. Such is far from the reality of this situation.

[stfuabouthonor]

Didn't you hear a word I said? You lose. If you really are Ishida Mitsunari, then it's only a matter of time before the Tokugawa step all over you.

[reverencing]

[Oh, that hit a sore part. Mitsunari clenches his teeth together, gritting them tightly together as he snarls-]

You dare speak that name again and I shall rend your remaining eye from your skull> with my bare hands and swallow it whole-!

[stfuabouthonor]

[... okay that is psychotic even for him.]

Why would you swallow it?

[reverencing]

So that I may savour the taste of my victory.

[stfuabouthonor]

And I almost believed that Ishida Mitusnari story. You really are just completely crazy.

Your last character was revered by both of mine... Now both of mine endlessly insult yours.

[reverencing]

And I would say I have a difficult time comparing you to that One-Eyed Rat but your manners are on par for a miniature Date Masamune.

Insults were kind of what I was expecting considering Masamune XD

[stfuabouthonor]

[Sputterchokeflail] Miniature?! You- !!

This is true XD

[reverencing]

Hm? Speak up. It's quite difficult to hear such a tiny creature.

[stfuabouthonor]

[VALIANT ATTEMPT AT MATURITY GO!]

I have better things to do than listen to insults from a madman.

[reverencing]

And I too have more important things to do that listen to the ravings of a pint-sized prat, particularly one who thinks it humourous to refer to himself as that One-Eyed Wretch.

A pitiful creature you are.