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Prof. Stein ([personal profile] soulsutures) wrote in [community profile] soul_campaign2013-04-21 04:03 am

Text | May 21st | Late Evening

[Private to all trolls; Filtered away from Condesce]

Some information has come into my hands that I'm curious about and I was hoping one of you could enlighten me on this subject. Multiple answers are not only fine but also encouraged because there's no such thing as too much information.

I assume my question is simple, however I'm still unaware of minor details in troll culture so it could be more complicated than I'd imagined.

What's a "moirail"?

And on a second note, I've worked out a more effective sopor substitute. However, I'd like opinions on what you believe the best method would be to apply it. Via a sort of reuseable patch, a type of lotion or merely a container with strong enough fumes to be effective or any other ideas you may have.
redregrets: (AT LEAST TRY TO USE YOUR THINK PAN)

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[personal profile] redregrets 2013-04-21 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M JUST NOT EVEN GOING TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.
AND I'M NOT GOING TO ASK HOW THE FUCK YOU KNOW WHAT OUR INSIDES ARE LIKE.


[Dear god this is horrifying he did not need to know this.]

OUR ROMANCE IS DISTINCTLY DIFFERENT FROM YOURS, SO WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU'LL LIKE IT BETTER.
I'VE ALREADY TALKED TO A COUPLE OF HUMANS WHO HAVE ADAPTED TO THE QUADRANT SYSTEM.
YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE DOING FINE WITH HER, AND YOU SEEM LEVEL HEADED ENOUGH AND CLOSE ENOUGH TO HER THAT IT MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK.
AND SHE DOES NEED A MOIRAIL, GOD KNOWS HOW LONG SHE'S NEEDED ONE, SO IF YOU'RE WILLING TO STICK AROUND, IT'LL PROBABLY BE NOTHING BUT GOOD FOR HER.
NO ONE WOULD BLAME YOU IF YOU'D RATHER NOT THOUGH.
IT'S YOUR DECISION.

OH DAMN, PALE INFIDELITY HUH?
THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS.
IT WAS PROBABLY BOTH THAT HE WAS ANNOYING AND THAT HE WAS ACTING PALE AROUND YOU.
IF SHE THINKS SHE'S FOUND HERSELF A GOOD PALE PARTNER, THAN I DOUBT SHE'D BE ALL THAT THRILLED ABOUT COMPETITION.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO LET YOUR HUMAN FRIEND KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT, SO THINGS DON'T GET UGLY.

WOW DAMN, YOU WERE THROUGH WITH THIS.
THANKS.
I'M SURE IT'LL BE FINE.
HONESTLY JUST HAVING SOPOR AT ALL WILL BE AMAZING.
Edited 2013-04-21 18:54 (UTC)
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[personal profile] redregrets 2013-04-21 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
AN ISSUE?
I'M SURE YOU'RE FINE, SERIOUSLY, BUT IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT'S IMPORTANT TO KEEP THIS SPIRIT GUY AROUND THEN YOU MIGHT WANT TO EXPLAIN TO CONDENSCE THAT YOUR AREN'T PALE FOR HIM AND HE ISN'T PALE FOR YOU.
AT LEAST THAT WAY SHE WON'T BE IN DANGER OF DOING ANYTHING TOO NASTY, EVEN IF SHE STILL FINDS HIM ANNOYING.

SOLLUX VOLUNTEERED FOR THAT?
ALL POLITE AND OH YES I'D LOVE TO HELP?
HA, THERE'S NO WAY.
YOU MUST HAVE BRIBED HIM WITH SOMETHING.
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[personal profile] redregrets 2013-04-22 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
OH YEAH, OF COURSE, IT'S NOT THAT URGENT, AS LONG AS NO ONE DOES ANYTHING STUPID.
BUT IT SHOULD HAPPEN AT SOME POINT.

THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE SOLLUX.
HE WAS PROBABLY BORED TO FUCKING TEARS BY THE TIME HE CAME TO YOU.
HE'S SUCH AN AWFUL LITTLE NOOKSNIFFER HE WAS PROBABLY FUCKING COMPLAINING THE ENTIRE TIME.
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[personal profile] redregrets 2013-04-27 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
APPARENTLY.
THANKS AGAIN FOR DOING THIS FOR US.
IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE HAD A GOOD DAY'S SLEEP.
THOUGH, OBVIOUSLY, I'VE SORT OF ADAPTED TO BEING OUT DURING THE DAY, SINCE IT'S KIND OF FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO TALK TO HUMANS IF YOU'RE ASLEEP WHEN THEY'RE AWAKE.
SO I GUESS A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP IS MORE ACCURATE.