Elgar - Pomp and Circumstance ♫ May 25 eveninghish ♪ Video

[the_great_hero]

[The screen comes on and at first you just see an eyeball. An eyeball with a red iris. Then the screen jiggles and he pulls it away and flings his cape over his shoulder most of which can't be seen in the screen because he can only get it an arm's length away. But he thinks it's properly dramatic. And he's made sure to be outside on the roof where the wind can properly blow his hair in a dramatic fashion.]

The Great Hero Hamel has arrived in your city! [He pauses then corrects himself with less drama] Actually I arrived a while back. But I get how to work this thing now! HAHA. I now have a job! Working for the little frog man on his shelves. It seems like a strange job but as long as it pays I will do whatever he commands! Even if he calls me made up names.

Also! I hear that money can be made on these missions! [He leans in closer to the screen and comes off looking a little psychotic] LOTS OF MONEY. Tell papa how he can help and in this vein apparently I need a partner. So, all you [His fingers is shoved directly at the camera] lucky ladies feel free to put in an application! I'll need your measurements to get you properly suited up!

[Hamel is about to turn the video off and then remembers something and you can see him shift the screen past a huge violin in the background back to his face] Oh yes, and where is the best place to find giant earthworms here?

Comments

[sayatakagi]

You don't RUB souls! You resonate!

[the_great_hero]

How the hell do you resonate? Bash someone across the head? [Hamel is a musician. He's thinking of tuning forks and handbells because rubbing is still involved if it's drawing a string across a bow and we're not going to get into woodwinds because that's worse than rubbing.]

[sayatakagi]

You don't actually feel the souls touching, you know?

[the_great_hero]

[This is his disbelieving face.]

You know how to do this? And you don't feel anything? How do you know it's even working?

[sayatakagi]

[ SIGH ]

Resonance is pretty much "harmonizing" between two souls. Each soul has a wavelength and if two wavelengths are compatible, you are able to work as one.

When you resonate you do feel something "clicking". Like something feels right. It's different for each person, but this is the general consensus. In a way, for me it feels like my strength and my partner's strength are capable of complementing each other and his strength boosts up mine.

[the_great_hero]

...

[He's trying to figure out if he missed the how in there somewhere.]

So... how do you do that again?

[sayatakagi]

[ there is no exact how ]

You need a partner, obviously. But there is no step-by-step. You start from nothing and focus on your inner energy and try to focus on your partner's energy. Which may mean nothing to you, depending on the world you came from, like it happened to me.

[the_great_hero]

... This sounds like boring meditation shit. Do we have to do boring meditation shit to zap people?

[sayatakagi]

How can anyone be this stupid?!

No.

[ GROANS ]

You know what, every morning at 6 am there is a morning training. Go there, they will deal with you.

[the_great_hero]

Who are you calling stupid, bitch?!

MAYBE I WILL.

[sayatakagi]

I'm the bitch?!!?

You are the one who doesn't know a thing and still talks high and mighty! I doubt you'll find anyone who even wants to partner up with an idiot like you!!

[the_great_hero]

Duh! You're the one running around calling someone who just got to this place stupid when they ask questions!

I AM HIGH AND MIGHTY! I'M AN AMAZING HERO! LOTS OF PEOPLE WILL WANT TO BE MY PARTNER WHEN THEY SEE HOW AWESOME I AM!

[sayatakagi]

If you stop acting like an idiot, maybe I won't call you one, ever thought about that?!

YOU ARE ANNOYING AND A DUMBASS WHO IS AT BASIC LEVEL! BASIC!

[the_great_hero]

IF YOU STOP ACTING LIKE A BITCH MAYBE I WON'T CALL YOU ONE HOW 'BOUT THAT!

I'M A GENIUS LEVEL! TIMES INFINITY!

[sayatakagi]

GENIUS?! LET ME LAUGH!! A 3 YEARS OLD IS SMARTER THAN YOU!!

/loving this

[the_great_hero]

BULLSHIT! A THREE YEAR OLD PEES HIS FUCKING PANTS AND CAN'T EVEN READ! YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE!

/this is how friendships start, ttly

[sayatakagi]

THANKS FOR THE DETAILS ABOUT YOUR LIFE, I'LL MAKE SURE NOT TO USE TEXT WHEN ADDRESSING YOU!

[the_great_hero]

WHO'S LIFE DETAILS DID I GIVE? GOOD BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY IT HASN'T BEEN WORKING SO FAR. SORRY ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PERSONAL PROBLEMS!

[sayatakagi]

YOU ARE SO DUMB YOU CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU ARE BEING INSULTED!

[the_great_hero]

YOU'RE SO DUMB YOUR INSULTS ARE JUST REALLY SHITTY!

[sayatakagi]

YOU ARE JUST TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND SUPERIOR INTELLECT!

[the_great_hero]

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW STUPID IF IT HAD PINK HAIR AND ENORMOUS TITS!

[sayatakagi]

[ OH

MY GOD. ]

AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO RECOGNIZE IT WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE A TRANSVESTITE WITH BLOND HAIR AND DUMB CAPE!!!

[the_great_hero]

[He paused and blinks. Then looks around.]

Where?

[sayatakagi]

Buy a mirror and look at it. You'll find the transvestite there.