Elgar - Pomp and Circumstance ♫ May 25 eveninghish ♪ Video

[the_great_hero]

[The screen comes on and at first you just see an eyeball. An eyeball with a red iris. Then the screen jiggles and he pulls it away and flings his cape over his shoulder most of which can't be seen in the screen because he can only get it an arm's length away. But he thinks it's properly dramatic. And he's made sure to be outside on the roof where the wind can properly blow his hair in a dramatic fashion.]

The Great Hero Hamel has arrived in your city! [He pauses then corrects himself with less drama] Actually I arrived a while back. But I get how to work this thing now! HAHA. I now have a job! Working for the little frog man on his shelves. It seems like a strange job but as long as it pays I will do whatever he commands! Even if he calls me made up names.

Also! I hear that money can be made on these missions! [He leans in closer to the screen and comes off looking a little psychotic] LOTS OF MONEY. Tell papa how he can help and in this vein apparently I need a partner. So, all you [His fingers is shoved directly at the camera] lucky ladies feel free to put in an application! I'll need your measurements to get you properly suited up!

[Hamel is about to turn the video off and then remembers something and you can see him shift the screen past a huge violin in the background back to his face] Oh yes, and where is the best place to find giant earthworms here?

Comments

[ video; ]

[blue_wayfinder]

[Where does she even start with this...?]

You might want to tell people if you're a Meister or a Weapon if you're looking for a partner.

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

Remember to give either Eve-dono or me notice before you go on missions so we know where you are, de arimasu.

[purrinpumpkin]

Blair is excited for the great outfit you'll make! Just be sure not to make the other girls too pretty, okay?~

voice;

[entreats]

[ She can't help but sigh a little. ]

What is it with guys arriving in this city and only trying to make girls help them out? It's like nobody even bothers to hide the fact that they're a pervert or desperate anymore.

[scribes]

[Oho? Di has a certain weakness for ruby eyes, and she has never met anyone other than her beau who has them. This person is..strange but in an amusing way and she can't help but chuckle]

Giant earthworms? How giant are we talking?

video

[second_star]

You're pretty enthusiastic to get to work. [ Said Death City's resident bum-at-home. ]

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

How committed are you to the idea of partnering with a woman?

[Video]

[sayatakagi]

[ oh for the love of ]

And what if your most suited partner turns out to be male?

[ video; ] Because I nearly forgot to tag with her, derp.

[nolicenseyet]

[Oh, you. Keroro has told her about you.]

I don't think he was the one who came up with those words.

1/?? APOLOGIES but this was too good to pass up

[excaliburrrrr]

Ah! A Great Hero!

Audio

[anpan_tan]

Hey. I'm Yamazaki, the guy you didn't notice at work earlier. You don't have to apologize for it, people tend not to notice me. I'd like to give you an advice. Beware of women living in Death City. They are hyper dangerous. Especially Saya-san and Eve-san, our colleagues. They can kill your manliness with words. And Keroro-san is just as greedy and almost as evil as he looks. You'll never get your payment unless you don't have long and boring conversations with him. If you have him bored enough, he'll pay.

And there are some giant earthwors in the desert, I guess, but there is Madness there, too. Don't go there alone.

[Video]

[wearspurpleclothes]

You're a great hero? [No sarcasm here - he looks genuinely interested! Heroes are kind of his best friend's thing, so of course a declaration like that would catch Johan's attention.]

What kinds of heroic things have you done?