DEMISE

[The screen comes on and at first you just see an eyeball. An eyeball with a red iris. Then the screen jiggles and he pulls it away and flings his cape over his shoulder most of which can't be seen in the screen because he can only get it an arm's length away. But he thinks it's properly dramatic. And he's made sure to be outside on the roof where the wind can properly blow his hair in a dramatic fashion.]

The Great Hero Hamel has arrived in your city! [He pauses then corrects himself with less drama] Actually I arrived a while back. But I get how to work this thing now! HAHA. I now have a job! Working for the little frog man on his shelves. It seems like a strange job but as long as it pays I will do whatever he commands! Even if he calls me made up names.

Also! I hear that money can be made on these missions! [He leans in closer to the screen and comes off looking a little psychotic] LOTS OF MONEY. Tell papa how he can help and in this vein apparently I need a partner. So, all you [His fingers is shoved directly at the camera] lucky ladies feel free to put in an application! I'll need your measurements to get you properly suited up!

[Hamel is about to turn the video off and then remembers something and you can see him shift the screen past a huge violin in the background back to his face] Oh yes, and where is the best place to find giant earthworms here?