audio; 025 - MAY 31/'10 - early evening

[silicomb]

So, I'm going to get straight to the meat of the matter on this, right? And you're all just going to have to deal like good, bipedal saps, right? Right. Glad we had this peptalk.

Report in, you grubsuckers. Yeah, you know who you are. Even if you don't, report in anyway. I could always use an extra chortle or two at another's expense.

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voice;

[nauticalnightmare]

[Oh now this little shit wants to crawl out of the woodworks. Eridan would be lying if he said he wasn't at least somewhat pleased to hear from him though.]

Sol, wwho the fuck do you think you are to be giwin' me a fuckin' order like that?

voice;

[silicomb]

I think I'm fucking emperor of the hivering right now that you actually took that as an order.

voice;

[nauticalnightmare]

You're the fuckin' emperor a gutterbloods wwho are completely fuckin' useless in ewery wway an' don't knoww howw to be around wwhen real shit's goin' dowwn. I wwas helpin' protect the buildin's an' wworkin' on controllin' the situation, wwhat the fuck wwere you doin' wwhile that wwas all goin' dowwn? Not like you wwould hawe been more than just in the fuckin' wway anywway, so it's not like it really matters.

voice;

[silicomb]

Dying of foreign germs in my system, bro. Glad to hear that you're so concerned for little old me, you grubfuck. How about you go back out and play hero some more while I laugh some at how much of a fucking tool you are?

voice;

[nauticalnightmare]

Excuse me, wwho the fuck do you think you're callin' a tool noww? At least I'm not the one wweak enough to be taken dowwn by some stupid fuckin' germs.

[voice | private]

[want_the_world]

Cottonbulge got chewed on by a Kishin egg. We're both at the clinic.

Where've you been?

[voice | private]

[silicomb]

What are the chances of one or both of you making it out of something unscathed if we just enveloped the two of you in plastic bubble-wrap?

[voice | private]

[want_the_world]

I doubt it would help much against Kishin claws and fangs, but that would be an interesting look for him, heh.

You didn't get it too bad during the latest riots, did you?

[voice | private]

[silicomb]

It counts for you too, fuckwit, so suit up.

Not as bad as some, thankfully. My resonation likely would've been shit or downright dangerous if I'd tried to help in the efforts. You know this is my first night of lucidity?

[video]

[redregrets]

Yo, asshole. Where the fuck did you go? The city was in fucking peril and where's Sollux Captor? Sitting in his respiteblook coding away no doubt. Completely useless in an emergency as always, and I wasn't even around to make sure you weren't decapitated or eviscerated as you typed away. Tell me you're not injured.

Before you ask, I'm fine. The mission didn't exactly go well, but I wasn't the one that took the brunt of the damage.

[video]

[silicomb]

Glad to know your hard endoskeletal cranial bonepan proved too much for the Kishin Eggs of the world. Count that one more victory for your nubs.

[ A wheezy snort. ]

Thanks for the concern, grubshit. I was only slowly wasting away in the deep, dark recesses of my respiteblock, fending off a deadly scourge of bio-terrorism aimed directly at my sinuses and the wasted remains of my immune system.

[video]

[redregrets]

Fuck you, I was in weapon form dipshit, so my horns had nothing to do with it. For my first fucking mission, I'd say it went pretty awesomely. Besides, you know, Dave getting himself injured and all.

Good. One less problem I have to deal with. Sorry bro, but I'm not your lusus and there's no way I'm bringing you cluckbeast soup. You're just going to have to deal with your wimpy little cold.

[video]

[silicomb]

Eh, it's just Strider; he'll walk it off.

You come anywhere near my door with anything resembling soup and I'm going to have to revoke all visitation rights for the next perigree. I never want to think of you in lusus-white again, you fuck.

On that note, however, pay me a fucking visit so I can at least hack at something else that isn't every other available surface.

[sermonize]

Bipedal saps, hmmm?

[silicomb]

You think I should have accounted for quadrupedal individuals too? I don't wanna discriminate in my scorn. Gotta maintain a balance.

[sermonize]

If we're going for equality here, then perhaps you should also consider those with missing limbs as well.

[silicomb]

Tripedals. [ the awe! ] Unipedals! [ the amazement! ] The stumpkinds! [ the shock!!!! ]

Should I account for nubs too?

[text]

[00110010_00110011]

assume fall iinto fiinal category
but am glad enough to see youre all riight that dont miind

you =are= all riight??

[text]

[silicomb]

y0u're actually in the top tier, br0, celebrate a bit.
go0d to kn0w you're still alive yeah.

totally fine.
n0 really.
how's life.

[text]

[00110010_00110011]

wiill have extra cream puff iin commemoratiion of thiis occasiion

was caught outsiide when natiive humans deciided to attack
but found emergency partner

hows liife for you??
would liike more iinformatiion than ''fiine''

[text]

[silicomb]

w0w dude, going a little crazy 0n the partying there, you g0tta take it easy.

you getting better at the wh0le fighting thing?
just curious.
it'd be neat if y0u were.
not that i care 0r anything.

life's shit but that's nothing new.
did y0u know humans have this affliction called scurvy.

[Private]

[3rdbest]

Near is in the hospital, but he will survive.

And you? Dying from human germs?

[Private]

[silicomb]

he damn well better.

i'm on death's hivestep, br0.
got a basket 0f courte0us and considerate grubc0okies f0r his judicious appr0val and enjoyment.
hi.

[Private]

[3rdbest]

You should send him a card with flowers and cute things saying "Get better soon =)" I'm sure that would make him happy.

Cookies will help with the flu, clearly.
But what about actual medicine?

[Private]

[silicomb]

will it unnerve him t0 receive such hopeful signs 0f my friendship?

human meds and syrups don't w0rk so well 0n, you kn0w.
non-human sentient life-f0rms.
like me.
orange juice has been my steadfast friend.