Video | June 6th | Late Evening

[kimochi_warui]

[The camera shakes violently as it clicks on, panning around for a moment before landing on the disgruntled face of Asuka.]

I don’t care who sees this, but someone damn well better get me some new clothes! I’m not sitting around in this torn up plug suit just because some stupid machine decided to bring me to this stupid place!

[She shakes the device a little, causing the camera to wheel once again.]

And if someone doesn’t bring me clothes RIGHT. NOW. I’m gonna start kicking all of your asses the moment I see each and every one of you!

[It’s obvious that she is upset as she curses to herself about stupid people and stupid machines and stupid MP Evas, the camera still rolling through her muttered tantrum, the sounds of things being knocked over underlying her words until the camera itself is suddenly thrown and turns off with the impact of hitting the wall.]

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[kimochi_warui]

Tch. It's not like I'm looking for a job anyway. I just got here, you idiot.

audio ||...a gay bar...?

[anpan_tan]

So you just arrived and you're not looking for a job. Does this mean you have enough money with you paying for your meal and clothing?

audio || Sometimes my icons have weird keywords. >_>

[kimochi_warui]

Hey, unless people are lying to me, I know that I get the basics for free. So don't you even try to pull that crap with me.

audio || It's OK, I laughed a lot!

[anpan_tan]

Local citizens act weird lately. They think we're freeloaders. It's better to find a job and a Meister or a Weapon for yourself to prove your good intentions for them. And this is an advice to a newly arrived...acquaintance.

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[kimochi_warui]

[Huffs slightly...]

...fine. But how am I supposed to even find a job? I've never had to get one before.

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[anpan_tan]

Just listen to the messages on the network, people usually tell when they need new employees! But I am sure Keroro-san would be glad to see you as a waitress. And don't worry, he's not a maid-crazy pervert, he's just a bit...green

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[kimochi_warui]

Tch. I'm not gonna be a waitress. The idea of dealing with idiot customers nonstop doesn't appeal to me.

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[anpan_tan]

Our customers are not idiots, they're mostly parents with their children. But if you prefer fight over working at a restaurant you can work for the Watch...

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[kimochi_warui]

[Now that sounds much more interesting.]

What's the Watch?

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[anpan_tan]

Watch is like the police of Death City. We try to hold the peace of the city, arrest criminals and keep away the Witches and other evil beings from the city. I think you'd enjoy it.

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[kimochi_warui]

...yes! Can I do that? I'd much rather do that then work in some restaurant!

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[anpan_tan]

[So this girl is actually quite nice when she wants to be...?]

I guess you can, just look for Hyuuga Neji and tell him that you...

...you can fight, do you?

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[kimochi_warui]

[Huuuuffs.]

Of course I can fight! I wouldn't want the job if I couldn't!

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[anpan_tan]

[Huffs back.]

How should I know? Women say illogical things sometimes. I had to ask it for your own safe.

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[kimochi_warui]

[Oh no, you've upset her again.]

...Are you saying I'm illogical just because I'm a girl???

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[anpan_tan]

[It's good Zaki can't be beaten through the communicator...]

No, I said girls sometimes think illogically. Just like guys. But I am an old-fashioned man and I believe I have to take care of women, even if I know that they are strong and can protect themselves.

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[kimochi_warui]

Ugh, you sound like a real idiot right now. You should just shut up while you're ahead and stop talking about being old-fashioned or whatever...

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[anpan_tan]

As you wish, young lady.

[Yamazaki bows, although he knows Asuka can't see it, and turns off the communicator]