⚓ first crash; video

[unbreakably]

[ Hey guys, have a guy with ridiculous hair over the communicators today. He looks a little hesitant, as if he's not used to talking to a lot of people like this, but.. whatever, he's going to do it. ]

So.. uh, I know there's a lot of confusing shit going on, but I just realised there was something I forgot to ask the first day. It was sort of important, so I'm just gonna ask it now..

Do people back home notice we're gone? I mean, that's gonna be a problem, y'know! My mom's gonna flip, she'll murder me if I suddenly disappear! [ Or.. well, the reason is more like.. ] .. and I don't wanna worry her. [ Cute, Josuke. ]

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[computations]

I am fairly sure your mother will be perfectly fine, whether or not she notices you are gone.

[unbreakably]

That depends on what you call "fine".. [ Sure, he knows his mom is pretty strong mentally speaking, but even so, she'll definitely worry about him if he's gone without a word.. and even the guys won't know where he is, huh? ]

I mean, did you never think of what people back home think 'bout you being gone?

[computations]

I do not have anyone 'back home' who would be worried about my loss.

[She does but SOCIAL SKILLS does not let her onto this.]

[unbreakably]

[ Lack of social skills, what is that, can people actually have a lack of that?! ]

... Are you for real? [ His look drops a little bit. Like he's actually a little concerned after hearing that. ]

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[topgun_textiles]

[Mama's boys, unite!]

Yo! S'weird to say, but the timeline you're from kinda... uh... 'freezes', without you in it.

It starts goin' again when BREW puts ya back, so yer mom's not freakin' out right now and neither is mine.

[unbreakably]

[ Mamas boys all over. It's part of being a delinquent. ]

Well, can't say that's not good to hear, but.. how the hell would they freeze time or whatever? [ Even in Jojoverse some Stands can only freeze time for a little bit.. ]

[topgun_textiles]

Not a clue. I ain't the guy to ask; I just had friends who went home n' back.

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[timelessummoner]

BREW returned me home once before, and no one seemed to realize I was ever gone. You will most likely go back to the same point in time you came from.

[unbreakably]

Really, it works that easy?! And BREW can just do all of it that easily?

[ Now he's freaking out over something else entirely.. ]

[timelessummoner]

Yes. No one seems to know how exactly it works. From what I understand, BREW has been around for centuries.

[sombrero]

Murder you? [LAUGHING. Josuke what is your life...] How's she ever gonna do that?

I honestly doubt it ever get that bad. Relax.

[unbreakably]

You've never met my mom. [ Sulking a little.. but it's mostly him being a little homesick. He's never relaly been away from home like this, and he really is worried about his mom. ] She can get pretty damn vicious if you go against her!

[sombrero]

No, I haven't met her before.

Vicious? By what terms? Does she attack you with the violent force of a dragon?

[vulgaris]

[You would think she had something to say about this, but instead of actually saying something to this Guy, she only stares right into the camera, arms folded, not even saying a word.

It was then she pulled down the bottom part of her right eyelid and stuck her tongue out at him. You really know how to make someone feel welcome, Mina...]

[unbreakably]

[ ....... Mina?! BEHAVE MORE PROPERLY, OKAY.. but his eye twitches a little bit when he sees it, like there's some sort of temper flare right below the surface.. ]

What're you trying to say, huh?!

[vulgaris]

[As soon as her eyelid came back up, she let out laughter, man this guys expression was way too hilarious right now. Okay, no, she finally calms down, pointing a finger at him.]

I think the last thing you would want is for your mom to worry about you. Aren't you a man? Grow the fuck up!

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[peacocked]

If what I was told is right, time should stop the moment BREW brings you here. It should then start right back up the moment you return. So you shouldn't have to worry too much about your mother.

[unbreakably]

Man, that sounds freaky as hell, but.. I guess it's better than worrying her in the end. [ It even gets a small relieved smile out of him. ] Guess otherwise someone would've found out about this place already since they took people from so many worlds.

[peacocked]

[he nods his head.] I'm sure one of the reasons behind it was so they didn't have to explain where you went off to. And I'm sure they'd have more issues on their hands when people from other worlds want their friends and loved ones back.

[anpan_tan]

I'm not sure how should I say this...I'll be blunt. Your Mom can't kill you if you're disappeared, because she doesn't know where you are. It's hard to kill someone who is not there, you know.

[unbreakably]

H.. hey, that's not the point, you're missing it by far!

[ Maybe you shouldn't have put it that way then, Josuke. ]

The point is that she's not gonna like me being gone, that's it..!

[anpan_tan]

Oh...In this case you should go and find a partner as soon as it's possible and help us to get rid of the Witches and their subordinates. If we're fast enough you'll be at home at lunchtime.

[Yamazaki can save a life in two sentences. There's an exception, though.]

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[purrinpumpkin]

Aww, mama's boy.~

[But onto the real question]

She probably won't even notice mew missing.

[unbreakably]

Shut up, I'm not a fucki--

[ .. give him.. a moment.. ]

.. Are you a talking cat?!

[purrinpumpkin]

Yup! Pretty neat, huh?~