⚓ first crash; video

[unbreakably]

[ Hey guys, have a guy with ridiculous hair over the communicators today. He looks a little hesitant, as if he's not used to talking to a lot of people like this, but.. whatever, he's going to do it. ]

So.. uh, I know there's a lot of confusing shit going on, but I just realised there was something I forgot to ask the first day. It was sort of important, so I'm just gonna ask it now..

Do people back home notice we're gone? I mean, that's gonna be a problem, y'know! My mom's gonna flip, she'll murder me if I suddenly disappear! [ Or.. well, the reason is more like.. ] .. and I don't wanna worry her. [ Cute, Josuke. ]

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[sombrero]

[Justice bros 5ever]

You could say that. Better to fight with someone else than to go alone.

My experience on field missions from back home taught me that.

I'd suggest you get a partner quickly before things get too hairy. It's been bat shit insane for the past few days.

[unbreakably]

Nah, I already have one. Figured I'd get it over and done as soon as possible.

[ In fact he just.. asked the first person who brought it up to him.. but that's just how Josuke works, okay, don't hate. ]

I met this girl called Minako on my first day here and she didn't have a partner, so I figured it'd be more safe for her too if I'd become hers.

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[sombrero]

[Snorts.

>Minako

He finds this funny and concerning for some reason.]

Minako's a good friend of mine.

If anything bad happens to her it's all on you. Make sure you protect her well.

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[unbreakably]

Hey, do you think I'm just gonna abandon her?! No way, I temaed up with her since it's better if she has someone around to protect her! [ Josuke's all for the "girls need to be protected" mindset, okay.. unless said girls are freaking crazy. Damn Yukako. ] A girl like that shouldn't have to get hurt.

the culprit is ME

[sombrero]

Agreed.

Minako might be a little crazy. You're going to have your work cut out for you.

i'm not bringing you your pony

[unbreakably]

.. Heh. I dunno about crazy. [ Minako seemed pretty normal so far, either way.. ]

Unless you think it's crazy how much that girl eats, then I'll agree. It's like a lion!

WHY NOT! blows up family

[sombrero]

No, I'm not talking about how much that girl eats but I couldn't agree more.

She cooks way too much food as well.

How the hell does anyone even eat that much?

drowns together with you

[unbreakably]

That's what I thought! I mean, me and my friend Okayasu eat a lot too sometimes back home, but we're healthy teenage guys, we're still growing off that shit! Not to mention we move a lot too! [ Since they fight extremely bara men all the time.. ]

But when a girl does the same.. it's not like they need that much, right?

[sombrero]

I already see a problem here.

Comparing huge teenage boys with teenage girls just seems so wrong.

Does she just eat until she can't eat anymore? Just think of how much money she spends on food.

[unbreakably]

....

[ Oh god, Raiden, you're right.. he didn't even think that much about it, but now he's slowly starting to realise.. ]

That girl seriously needs someone to look after her. Well, I mean, she's cheerful and probably not that weak if she was taken here, but.. it's just what we gotta do, right? Can't just let her get into debts and have to make shady deals with those yakuza kinda people. [ YOU'RE TAKING IT TOO FAR. ]

[sombrero]

I don't think Minako's weak at all. She might be a little inexperienced but she's still a teen. She still needs someone to stop her from getting into trouble, I agree.

Wait, how do you know so much about yakuza? Did you have to study them for a research project?

[unbreakably]

Wha-- no, of course not! It's just something everyone knows, right? You see them in movies all the time, talking about breaking kneecaps and cutting off pinkies and all that shit.. and then the hero busts in to beat them, of course!

[ Sorry, Raiden, he's not really the Titanic type. But action movies are a-okay with him. ]

[sombrero]

Not really "everyone", but I see what you mean.

Besides, what does cutting off pinkies have to do with any of this?

If a yakuza wanted to kill an enemy the last place they'd want to cut is a pinky finger.

[unbreakably]

Nah, it's what they do to threaten people! Like.. "if you don't 'fess up soon, you'll be losing your pinky"! [ His best yakuza imitation. It's more comical than anything else though.. ]

Or they send it through the mail to someone to threaten them, but.. that's so gross I don't even wanna think about it anymore.

[ THANKS FOR RUINING THAT, HANDBONER GUY. ]

[sombrero]

Sending it through the mail? Now that's just messed up.

Don't think about it. It's more than just gross. It's insane.

[unbreakably]

You should've seen some of the shit that happened back home. [ There's a dry huff, but he doesn't really care, he's just.. used to it by now. ]

Sure, the weirdass sun and moon here are even weirder, but there was this chick that could use her hair to strangle people..