quarterlynx: (so hot out the box)
quarterlynx ([personal profile] quarterlynx) wrote in [community profile] soul_campaign2012-02-26 06:07 pm

009 ♥ video (january 28th)

[ Haru makes his first network appearance in a while, in an expensive tub filled with bubbles. From the fancy decor to the well-polished floors, this is obviously a hotel room. A casual smirk slowly splays across his lips. ]

Woooo, woooo....it's the sound of the DEMISE network police, coming around to remind you newbies of the three very important rules of living here in Death City.

[ His sud-covered hand lifts toward the screen, one finger extended. ]

Rule number one~! No nudity without censors. [ He pans the feed down toward his barely covered body with just enough bubbles pooled around to conceal. ] See. This is okay because you can't really see anything.

Rule number two! You need to watch your language. There are plenty of children who can't hear the words cock, fuck, dick... [ He claps his hand over his mouth in mock innocence before continuing on: ] -- so find creative words for those things. Do you want to suck my lollipop works.

Rule number three! [ And there's a bitter, dark laugh at this. ] You're not allowed to be anything other than happy, perky, heroic or anything along those lines. Anything darker is just not allowed. So sorry for you bad guy types. Sorry for you not-so-good types. You're gonna have to change who you are to please them if you want to live peacefully in this city~! But if you can follow those three rules, you should be just fine.

[ He wears the brightest of smiles. Passive aggressive, much? ]

Oh. And for all you newbies who aren't prudes? My name's Haru. I'm a sex pro. Call me sometime and we'll discuss rates, mmmkay~? ♥

[ He blows a kiss. ]
dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (Hope you guessed my name)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2012-03-05 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You're wrong, I never look only twice. I'm much more thorough than that.
dead_black_eyes: "Judas" (I am beyond repentance)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2012-03-09 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"Everything?" No, though I am thorough, "everything" implies that I am not discerning. Nothing could be further from the truth.
dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (Who's that boy holding your hand?)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2012-03-10 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'm picky. I know what I like, and, more importantly, what I want.
dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (I was the little Jew who wrote the Bible)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2012-03-10 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
You're well on your way to convincing me that I might...
dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (I wonder what they meant when they said)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2012-03-12 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It's you. Most people don't even manage one date with me, you know.
dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (I always sleep with my guns when you're)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2012-03-16 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Rewards are earned, without exception. You mustn't forget that.
dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (I didn't accidentally tell you that)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2012-03-19 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
My blood is quite valuable. What are you willing to do for it?
dead_black_eyes: "The Future" (There'll be phantoms)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2012-03-20 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you really? It makes you sound quite desperate, you know.

It also makes me feel quite desired. Surely you're not doing that on purpose.
dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (telling lies alibis)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2012-03-27 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Good point. I'm practically the holy grail of carnal unions.
dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (You know that I want you)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2012-04-01 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
We both know you probably call everyone cute if they can take you out for an indulgent meal.
dead_black_eyes: "Crazy" (Since I was little it looked like fun)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2012-04-01 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You certainly know how to make a guy feel special.
dead_black_eyes: "White Rabbit" (Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2012-04-02 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
So I keep hearing.

But you know, I think I might just be too intense for you.

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