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009 ♥ video (january 28th)
[ Haru makes his first network appearance in a while, in an expensive tub filled with bubbles. From the fancy decor to the well-polished floors, this is obviously a hotel room. A casual smirk slowly splays across his lips. ]
Woooo, woooo....it's the sound of the DEMISE network police, coming around to remind you newbies of the three very important rules of living here in Death City.
[ His sud-covered hand lifts toward the screen, one finger extended. ]
Rule number one~! No nudity without censors. [ He pans the feed down toward his barely covered body with just enough bubbles pooled around to conceal. ] See. This is okay because you can't really see anything.
Rule number two! You need to watch your language. There are plenty of children who can't hear the words cock, fuck, dick... [ He claps his hand over his mouth in mock innocence before continuing on: ] -- so find creative words for those things. Do you want to suck my lollipop works.
Rule number three! [ And there's a bitter, dark laugh at this. ] You're not allowed to be anything other than happy, perky, heroic or anything along those lines. Anything darker is just not allowed. So sorry for you bad guy types. Sorry for you not-so-good types. You're gonna have to change who you are to please them if you want to live peacefully in this city~! But if you can follow those three rules, you should be just fine.
[ He wears the brightest of smiles. Passive aggressive, much? ]
Oh. And for all you newbies who aren't prudes? My name's Haru. I'm a sex pro. Call me sometime and we'll discuss rates, mmmkay~? ♥
[ He blows a kiss. ]
Woooo, woooo....it's the sound of the DEMISE network police, coming around to remind you newbies of the three very important rules of living here in Death City.
[ His sud-covered hand lifts toward the screen, one finger extended. ]
Rule number one~! No nudity without censors. [ He pans the feed down toward his barely covered body with just enough bubbles pooled around to conceal. ] See. This is okay because you can't really see anything.
Rule number two! You need to watch your language. There are plenty of children who can't hear the words cock, fuck, dick... [ He claps his hand over his mouth in mock innocence before continuing on: ] -- so find creative words for those things. Do you want to suck my lollipop works.
Rule number three! [ And there's a bitter, dark laugh at this. ] You're not allowed to be anything other than happy, perky, heroic or anything along those lines. Anything darker is just not allowed. So sorry for you bad guy types. Sorry for you not-so-good types. You're gonna have to change who you are to please them if you want to live peacefully in this city~! But if you can follow those three rules, you should be just fine.
[ He wears the brightest of smiles. Passive aggressive, much? ]
Oh. And for all you newbies who aren't prudes? My name's Haru. I'm a sex pro. Call me sometime and we'll discuss rates, mmmkay~? ♥
[ He blows a kiss. ]
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Your body]A friend. I don't have too many of those, you know.
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You might find and keep them more easily if you didn't kiss them.
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In any case, I would like to respectfully ask you to cease at once, at least with me.
[But really, Haru, it's a horrible habit to have.]
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[No, he must stay calm. Revealing any more of the mix of emotions he has about that moment is only going to give Haru more to take advantage of.]
I'd been drinking.
[Not drinking too much, he'll not falsely admit to irresponsibility, but drinking nonetheless.]
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I ask you not to speak blasphemy to me, it's aimless. [And a potential source of stress.]
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But I think you're making a bigger deal outta these things then necessary. You and so many of the people here. Maybe it's 'cause I'm part animal I can see things better than you. You don't find a dog mulling over and regretting humping you leg, do you? Humans just make things way too complicated. The best way to live is from moment to moment.
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It's nothing to be proud of if your highest standard for yourself is to be no better than a dog. Animals know no better, and that only leads to inferiority. I'd have quite a bit of respect for an animal with manners.
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And yet I'd say the animals are the superior ones. You humans always think you're at the top of the food chain, the most important existence out there. We halfs get to see the ugliness that's in you, get to see it from both sides.
I'd rather die than ever be one of you.
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