009 ♥ video (january 28th)

[quarterlynx]

[ Haru makes his first network appearance in a while, in an expensive tub filled with bubbles. From the fancy decor to the well-polished floors, this is obviously a hotel room. A casual smirk slowly splays across his lips. ]

Woooo, woooo....it's the sound of the DEMISE network police, coming around to remind you newbies of the three very important rules of living here in Death City.

[ His sud-covered hand lifts toward the screen, one finger extended. ]

Rule number one~! No nudity without censors. [ He pans the feed down toward his barely covered body with just enough bubbles pooled around to conceal. ] See. This is okay because you can't really see anything.

Rule number two! You need to watch your language. There are plenty of children who can't hear the words cock, fuck, dick... [ He claps his hand over his mouth in mock innocence before continuing on: ] -- so find creative words for those things. Do you want to suck my lollipop works.

Rule number three! [ And there's a bitter, dark laugh at this. ] You're not allowed to be anything other than happy, perky, heroic or anything along those lines. Anything darker is just not allowed. So sorry for you bad guy types. Sorry for you not-so-good types. You're gonna have to change who you are to please them if you want to live peacefully in this city~! But if you can follow those three rules, you should be just fine.

[ He wears the brightest of smiles. Passive aggressive, much? ]

Oh. And for all you newbies who aren't prudes? My name's Haru. I'm a sex pro. Call me sometime and we'll discuss rates, mmmkay~? ♥

[ He blows a kiss. ]

Comments

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[wignamed]

...My driving license. It was such a hassle trying to obtain Summer Sonata without it.

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[quarterlynx]

hahaha, what did you do? Crash the car? Run over someone?

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[wignamed]

It wasn't my fault that Matsuko-dono's father appeared so suddenly, and I was the one that was run over!

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[quarterlynx]

.....what. How could you get run over if you were driving?

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[wignamed]

I was run over while I wasn't in the car. Tch, it's not safe to cross the street these days!

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[quarterlynx]

Hahahaha sounds more like someone was aiming for you!

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[wignamed]

Ah- yes. Yes, there was.

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[quarterlynx]

[ Snort. ]

Ahahaha, wow, Katsuchan! Maybe they were just made because you rejected them~

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[wignamed]

[OH NO YOU DIDN'T.]

Haru-san!

That wasn't the reason. Anyway, I didn't ask him why since he drove away after that.

[Video| Private] lmfao should be 'mad' up there oops

[quarterlynx]

Sounds like the case of a broken heart to me. A lover scorned! Iyaaa~n, how depressing!

[Video| Private] I was going to ask!

[wignamed]

The only thing that's depressing is how you're misinterpreting everything!

[Video| Private] lol orz

[quarterlynx]

Or maybe you're not being clear enough! But I think I'd like my version of what happened to you better than your version, anyway.

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[wignamed]

Only you could twist an every day scenario into a lover's quarrel, Haru-san. And of course you would since you weren't the one kicked out of the car.

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[quarterlynx]

So this person kicked you out and THEN ran you over? Ahhh so tragic!

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[wignamed]

Coming from you, that doesn't sound very sympathetic at all. [But he doesn't mind really, it's just that he gets grumpy sometimes.]

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[quarterlynx]

Sorry, sorry. I'm not exactly offering out my sympathy very easily.

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[wignamed]

You needn't have done that, anyway. I am unfortunately quite used to being treated in this way by Gintoki.

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[quarterlynx]

Oh. So you like it?

[ he would ask if you're a masochist but that would be too reminiscent of Sougo ]

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[wignamed]

[This face.]

NO.

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[quarterlynx]

I don't believe you~

[ Singsong voice. ]

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[wignamed]

It doesn't matter whether you believe me, it is absolutely and completely untrue! [For it being untrue, Katsura seems a little defensive.]

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[quarterlynx]

You don't have to be ashamed of it, Katsuchan!

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[wignamed]

Who's being shy about what? You're reading too much of your perverted thoughts into this!

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[quarterlynx]

Are you the one with the crush then?

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[wignamed]

I JUST SAID IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, DAMMIT!