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12th prediction; video; August 9th, afternoon

[Hyoubu smiles at the communicator.]

So. I have five dollars. [He waves the five dollar bill in his hand a little.] And I'll give it to anyone who'd be willing to help me curse someone.

Before anyone asks: no it's not going to be one of your friends. The target is someone from my own world so I doubt any of you would know him.

Previous experience would be nice but not required. I took out some resources already so I can give you a run down of how I want this done. If you want to curse someone else while you do this, you're free to do that. Just know that I won't pay you extra for that.

[Mostly, he's just doing this to see what kind of response he gets more than a genuine attempt to actually curse someone. Though he won;t complain if it turns out the curse works.]

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[ are... you... ]

Curses don't come that cheaply.

[ not even missing a beat. ]

Are you sure? What about if I increased it to seven dollars?

I'd be careful of getting your money's worth.

[He shrugs.]

What's the worst that could happen?

[Famous last words, he knows. But still...in a place without powers, how bad could it be?]

[ ... ]

You must not curse many people very often if you say that.

[ WHY GOD WHY DID HE STOP TO RESPOND TO YOU EVEN IN JEST.

WHY GOD WHY IS HE NOT RUNNING THE HELL AWAY FROM THIS CONVERSATION oh this must be what masochism is ]

Edited 2014-02-03 07:42 (UTC)

I'll admit: it's not really my area of expertise.

[He tilts his head, feigning curiosity.]

What about you?

[ thank god that it isn't

? ] What about me?

Well, you seem pretty familiar with this stuff. So have you ever cursed anyone?

[ HAHAHA... fuck his life ]

Oh.

Sorry, no.

I'm afraid I'm only a little bit cursed.

[ deadpan ]

Edited 2014-02-05 09:55 (UTC)

"A little bit cursed?" How did that happen?

[ like hell he's actually telling ]

Probably someone who was bored and had five dollars.

Wow, what a cheap bastard.

[There isn't even a hint of irony in his voice.]

[ ...seriously? ]

I wonder...

[Seriously.]

Hm? Do you disagree or something?

[He may or may not have been bored the past little while. His favourite target to torment and bully sort of disappeared a while ago, you see.]

I mean, at least I'm willing to go up to seven dollars.

[ Somehow that wouldn't surprise Allen.

He feels so lucky. ]

Of course, because that isn't cheap at all.

[ but okay fine, taking this a modicum more seriously because he's considerate like that and slightly worried he might actually mess with things he shouldn't ]

Just who is this you want to do that to, anyway?

Hey, you know two dollars was a lot back in my day.

[Because he's actually much older than he looks. (Try 65 years older then the 15 his face would imply.)]

Oh, just some stupid four eyes from my world. He's a lolicon and he's been a thron in my side for a long time now.

[ Technically it was worth a lot more in Allen's time too. It's just also chump change for the sums of money he's used to having to deal with. Cursing someone for $5 pls. ]

Is it really such a bad thing when he's not even here and you are?

[He's already planning to up the payment to $7, what more do you want?]

Of course it is. His very existence annoys me. If it weren't for the Queen, I would have gotten rid of him the first time we met.

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