009 ☠ Koi

[overkrill]

you know what this plaice needs
some motherglubbin gossip is what
so come on guppies
gimme all you got
theres gotta be somefin around here worth jawin aboat
at the very least
SOMEMOBYS gotta be gettin laid

seariously
dont let me down on this one
or its death city for most boring plaice EBBER


translation: you know what this place needs?
some motherglubbin' gossip is what
so come on guppies
gimme all you got
there's gotta be something around here worth jawing about
at the very least
SOMEBODY'S gotta be gettin' laid

seriously
don't let me down on this one
or it's Death City for most boring place EVER

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[overkrill]

ay yo
whats wrong whiff goin to see strippers
dem gills got that money game on POINT

[unbreakably]

It's sort of

[ ... give him a moment to think of how to put it without seeming like a complete loser.. it's hard, okay. ]

bold I guess?! I mean how many people admit they just go to see strippers?!

[overkrill]

reely
you think talkin aboat goin to one of those is bold
man thats a punkass attitude

[unbreakably]

Yeah, isn't it? I'm known as a pretty badass guy back where I come from!

[ Someone needs a few lessons of Understanding Sarcasm Over Text 101. ]

[overkrill]

ok you gotta learn a little bit a context clues buoy
that werent no compliment believe me
like oh my cod goin to go sea gills do their job
how SCANDALOUS

[unbreakably]

Wait of course you make it sound like something normal when you put it that way!! But it's because of what exactly their job is, that's what makes it different!

[overkrill]

naut reely
i mean its kinda rude sayin it somefin awful
when all theys doin is tryin ta make money
probubbly to pay rent and get food
dont that sound kinda messed up to be judgin somemoby over to you

[unbreakably]

[ .. oh no, now he's actually starting to feel bad. Josuke's practically a bleeding heart, after all, so when she puts it that way he can't help but feel like he's being an asshole here.. ]

They can earn money that way if they want!! I'm just saying it's an adult kind of thing, nothing more!!!!