1 [text] | jan 30th | early morning

[shipwwrecked]

alright ivve spent fuckin FOREVVER talkin to the people a this wweird human city
tryin to find some type a expert on wwhats really goin on here
invvestigatin if you wwill
an ivve heard boatloads a fantastical stories
sure thats great it all seems pretty awwesome
as long as youre wwillin to forget its all fake pretend GIBBERISH
wwho are they thinkin wwill be taken in by this goddamn bullshit
so im givvin up on them
FOR NOWW
just until one a them slips up its obvviously goin to happen sometime
at least theyvve been helpful enough to mention there are other people from outside this shitty place livvin here
things about contactin people through this netwwork and wwhatnot
howw about it
one a you must havve figured out wwhatevver secret theyre keepin on howw to get back home
ivve got some important knavvery wwaitin on my return

[[alright i've spent fucking FOREVER talking to the people of this weird human city
trying to find some type of expert on what's really going on here
investigating, if you will
and i've heard boatloads of fantastical stories
sure, that's great, it all seems pretty awesome
as long as you're willing to forget it's all fake pretend GIBBERISH
who are they thinking will be taken in by this goddamn bullshit
so i'm giving up on them
FOR NOW
just until one of them slips up; it's obviously going to happen sometime
at least they've been helpful enough to mention there are other people from outside this shitty place living here
things about contacting people through this network and whatnot
how about it
one of you must have figured out whatever secret they're keeping on how to get back home
i've got some important knavery waiting on my return]]

Comments

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

It's no secret. BREW brings people here as they're needed, and then sends them home when they're not.

[Audio]

[shipwwrecked]

[well, doesn't he sound grumpy] Okay, you know, text is perfectly viable for communicatin'. But I guess if you have to do voice then you gotta.

I've already heard all of this. Look, maybe you believe it, but it's one sad chump of a prisoner who'd just take whatever story his captor's feedin' him.

[not here] 1/2

[dungenessmaster]

[oh god dammit this douchefin again]

[text] 2/2

[dungenessmaster]

FUCK YOU, NO.

I'M NOT WRITING UP ANOTHER MOUNTAINOUS DISSERTATION ON ALL THE WAYS YOU COULD BE SO MIND-NUMBINGLY WRONG, BECAUSE BELIEVE ME THEY ARE FUCKING NUMEROUS AND I WAS NEVER MADE OF TIME.

ALL I'M GOING TO DO IS TELL YOU THAT THIS ISN'T THE WORLD WE CAME FROM, AND THE RULES ARE DIFFERENT.

WE CAN'T GO BACK, AND MAGIC IS A REAL THING THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS HERE.

[text]

[ink_nin]

It is not a joke unfortunately.
What you were told when you first arrived here is the real deal, like it or not.

By the way I think your W and V keys are broken.

[text]

[shipwwrecked]

its not about likin it or not likin it
im evven sayin it sounds great and evverythin
could be the advventure of a lifetime
except its the sort a thing that happens in stories

no theyre wworkin just fine this is howw i type

text

[scalemate]

UGGHHHH
4ND 1 W4S 3XC1T3D TH4T 1 D1DNT H4V3 TO D34L W1TH YOU, TOO!

text

[shipwwrecked]

oh
hey ter
i wwasnt expectin anyone to evven be here an youre actin like im makin an untimely entrance
so wwhats up wwith this shithole

[video]

[thelongestword]

I doubt that anyone would go through so much trouble to create some elaborate fantasy in order to trick you. But if there is a secret to getting back, I wouldn't mind hearing it.

[video]

[shipwwrecked]

Yeah, well, they'd find it more than worth the trouble to trick the leagues of people they've already got there wouldn't they?

video;

[hexappeal]

You know, it helps if you aren't an entitled brat about it.

video;

[shipwwrecked]

I'm bein' goddammed considerate as fuck right now, considerin'. Even sank down to askin' for a bit of real knowledge.

text;

[silicomb]

f0r the rec0rd, fantastical shit happens 0n a daily and nightly basis, s0rry t0 say.
0n an0ther pleasant and welc0ming n0te.
g0 away.

text;

[shipwwrecked]

wweird shit happenin doesnt mean any a wwhat theyre sayin is true dumbass
by the wway your colors all fucked up

[text]

[arachnid]

[This, she can deal with. But first, she needs to get on his good side.

...ish.]

Heeeeeeeey Grumpy Gills.
L8 as usual.
8ut hey, no8ody was really surprised.

What kind of knavery????????

[text]

[shipwwrecked]

is evveryone here goddamn

fuck vvris
as if you dont knoww wwhat knavvery

[video]

[lavenderglasses]

Another troll, I assume?

[he can at least guess that much after speaking with two. you guys and your weird colored text.]

[video]

[shipwwrecked]

I suppose we're a novelty or somethin'?

[Voice]

[ghostofaqueen]

Hmpt, you're back, I see. It seems that you've forgotten this place, but I won't explain it again. Everyone else has spent too long trying to convince you of your new reality.

For introductions sake, I'm Sarah Kerrigan. I used to be your Weapon in your first incarnation here.

[Voice]

[shipwwrecked]

What, you're suggestin' I've been here before?

video.

[dissenter]

[voilà, a hat and its old, puzzled-looking owner] "Knavvery?"

Perhaps you shouldn't be in such a rush to figure out how to get back...

video.

[shipwwrecked]

What? Why wouldn't I, it was heatin' up to be the stuff of legends.

[video]

[stfuabouthonor]

Idiot. If you think they're hiding something from you, don't just talk about it in the open.

[Read: he's interested. Very interested. It's the first person he's seen in Death City to express the view that he, himself, was willing to swear to just days ago. So this is him, giving the Masamune version of good advice.]

[video]

[shipwwrecked]

Yeah, that's pretty good advice, I guess. Just bein' the newcomer's network doesn't mean they couldn't be monitering it.

[that would explain why everyone's just agreeing with it, after all. hm...]

text;

[thorny]

Oh, did nobody tell you the trick to instantly returning home? I'm surprised; I'd have thought they'd want you out of this universe as quickly as possible.

text;

[shipwwrecked]

i shouldvve expected youd be here
seems like its exactly the sort a fucked up fairytale youd lovve to wwander into
wwhats the wway to get back then pinkscarf

text;

[powerdraw]

Youre fucking stupid
Shut up and go get yourself culled like an idiot already
Save the rest of us the trouble

text;

[shipwwrecked]

fuckin believve wwhatevver youre told here huh
they got you tellin off the one guy wwho can probably savve evveryone
so wwhos fuckin stupid