1 [text] | jan 30th | early morning

[shipwwrecked]

alright ivve spent fuckin FOREVVER talkin to the people a this wweird human city
tryin to find some type a expert on wwhats really goin on here
invvestigatin if you wwill
an ivve heard boatloads a fantastical stories
sure thats great it all seems pretty awwesome
as long as youre wwillin to forget its all fake pretend GIBBERISH
wwho are they thinkin wwill be taken in by this goddamn bullshit
so im givvin up on them
FOR NOWW
just until one a them slips up its obvviously goin to happen sometime
at least theyvve been helpful enough to mention there are other people from outside this shitty place livvin here
things about contactin people through this netwwork and wwhatnot
howw about it
one a you must havve figured out wwhatevver secret theyre keepin on howw to get back home
ivve got some important knavvery wwaitin on my return

[[alright i've spent fucking FOREVER talking to the people of this weird human city
trying to find some type of expert on what's really going on here
investigating, if you will
and i've heard boatloads of fantastical stories
sure, that's great, it all seems pretty awesome
as long as you're willing to forget it's all fake pretend GIBBERISH
who are they thinking will be taken in by this goddamn bullshit
so i'm giving up on them
FOR NOW
just until one of them slips up; it's obviously going to happen sometime
at least they've been helpful enough to mention there are other people from outside this shitty place living here
things about contacting people through this network and whatnot
how about it
one of you must have figured out whatever secret they're keeping on how to get back home
i've got some important knavery waiting on my return]]

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[dungenessmaster]

WOW, WHAT THE FUCK.

HOW THAT HELL MANY TIMES DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GET TO CALL A DEFECTION LIKE THAT BEFORE YOU START TO GET SOME KIND OF REPUTATION? ALL I'M DOING IS CULLING THIS IDEA BEFORE YOU SOAK YOUR PAN IN IT TOO LONG AND START TO THINK IT'S AT ALL VIABLE.

SO ANYWAY, YEAH I'LL BE THE BIGGER TROLL HERE AND ADMIT THIS WHOLE SETUP IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO IDEAL, BUT OUR OPTIONS ARE SIDE WITH THE HUMANS AND STAND A CHANCE OF SURVIVAL OR GO PESTER THE WITCHES AND INSTANTLY END UP AS BUBBLING RAINBOW SMEARS ON THE PAVEMENT. HUMANS WILL PICK THROUGH THE RUBBLE OF OUR FINAL STAND AND FIND THE ODD VITAL ORGAN OR STILL-SMOKING HORN. THE SMELL WILL CURDLE EVEN THE HEARTIEST OF STOMACHS.

SO YEAH, TRY BEING INTELLIGENT FOR A CHANGE AND DON'T DO THAT.