Feb 13 | Afternoon | Text

[tokunagas]

With all these new people here and with a certain holiday tomorrow, I thought a date would be in order!



You see this man here? His name is Kratos Aurion and he's just so lonely! He's currently 28 and is completely single! Would you ladies want a man like that in your life? He's more handsome than the picture looks but if you want a date, let me know and I can arrange something for you two ♥

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[Video]

[curtissy]

And it would seem that Kratos here also knows how to handle children! Really, what more could you ask for from a Death City bachelor?

[The look on his face suggests this: Just as planned.]

[Video]

[tokunagas]

[Ouch...but she'll let it slide for now]

Oh, how wonderful! That will definitely attract the ladies here!

[Video]

[curtissy]

I'm surprised that you haven't asked him out to dinner yourself, Anise. Or could it be that you have some other reason of doing this, hmm?

[Video]

[tokunagas]

[Fake gasp!] Colonel, I'm 16! What are you trying to suggest?

[Video]

[flamberge]

You're 16? Going by your appearance, I'd assumed you were 13. [Deadpan.]

[Video]

[tokunagas]

[HUFF]

Hey, I'm still growing!

[Video]

[flamberge]

Or perhaps you've already stopped. Women do tend to stop growing around your age.

[Video]

[tokunagas]

I can still believe can't I?

[Video]

[flamberge]

Investing in platform shoes might serve you better. [Is that a smirk? Why yes, I do believe it is.]

[Video]

[tokunagas]

[But right now? She's none too happy]

Just you wait, I'll be as tall as you one day.

[Video]

[flamberge]

[He's actually giving her a smile.]

Heh. I'll hold you to that. If it doesn't come to pass, I suppose I could purchase a pair of those shoes for you.

[Video]

[tokunagas]

....What's this? You're actually smiling for once?

[Video]

[flamberge]

Contrary to popular belief, I am actually capable of it.

[Video]

[tokunagas]

It's still shocking to see you with a smile though...

It feels like it's once in a century!

[Video]

[flamberge]

That's a fairly excessive hyperbole. [Decade would have sounded better.]

[Video]

[curtissy]

Nothing you don't already do well enough on your own, Anise.

[Video]

[tokunagas]

...riigghhttt.

[Video]

[curtissy]

Is that not correct, Anise? Or perhaps I've underestimated your kindness and you're doing this without any ulterior motive in mind, but that seems unlikely.

[Video]

[tokunagas]

Colonel, do you honestly think that badly of me?

Of course I'm doing it out of the pure goodness of my heart ♥ [Maybe]

[Video]

[curtissy]

Yes, of course. My apologies if I might have implied anything in the way of seeking yet another free meal.

[Video]

[tokunagas]

I'm not mean enough to swindle money out of a guy like Kratos! In fact, I would be the one trying to buy him something because I'm just so nice!

[Video]

[curtissy]

You wouldn't happen to be trying to 'buy' him a date, would you? That doesn't really count as buying something since it wouldn't have costed you anything.

[Video]

[tokunagas]

Maybe, maybe not. That's up for you to decide ♥!

[Video]

[curtissy]

Then it's entirely up to you to decide what I decided about your decision to make this post. [Anise's supposed faith in Jade's decision capabilities outside of military affairs is almost touching sometimes, he thinks.

But not quite.]

[Video]

[tokunagas]

Hm...then I guess that you're feeling mighty proud of what I decided to do then!

I am helping a poor man find the love of his life after all!