soul_campaign | audio; 018

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audio; 018 - FEB 22/'10

Seeking: dedicated screen-readers and someone who isn't afraid to escort an understandably intimidating individual into the city on occasional outings. Inquire within with references. No patsies required.

[ troll filter ]
Hey.
Has anyone heard from Terezi? I can't get a hold of her.

[ /filter ]

[ private; mello ]
Hey, M.M.? I need some help with something. Can you come over? Like, soon would be really helpful. Seriously.

[ /private ]

[ private; near ]
Hey, N.R.? Need some help with something. ASAP. This isn't a request, mind you. Hustle.

[ /private ]

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Ever look in a mirror before?

That does not tell me what it means.

Definition of patsy: the image seen in the flat reflective surface seen in the common hivehold item called a "mirror".

Go on, give it a try.

...I think you are mocking me. That is called a reflection, and it does not make sense in the context of your first message.

The joke loses integrity the more I have to spoonfeed it to you word by fucking word.

Undoubtedly long story short: you're the patsy, it is you.

I am not a patsy. I am certain of it. Especially if the joke is fading because you are not defining it!

That's the point of the joke! Oh my god, do you do this all the time?

Only when something does not make sense!

Then I bet nothing makes sense! You go through life in a haze of happy oblivion not knowing your elbow from your waste chute!

You should not make that bet because you would lose it. I am far from oblivious and I am very aware of my own body. I am a Taijutsu Master, after all!