audio; 018 - FEB 22/'10

[silicomb]

Seeking: dedicated screen-readers and someone who isn't afraid to escort an understandably intimidating individual into the city on occasional outings. Inquire within with references. No patsies required.

[ troll filter ]
Hey.
Has anyone heard from Terezi? I can't get a hold of her.

[ /filter ]

[ private; mello ]
Hey, M.M.? I need some help with something. Can you come over? Like, soon would be really helpful. Seriously.

[ /private ]

[ private; near ]
Hey, N.R.? Need some help with something. ASAP. This isn't a request, mind you. Hustle.

[ /private ]

Comments

[troll filter]

[thehonking]

Nah, bro. I ain't seen her since hearts day.

[troll filter]

[silicomb]

That's stupid. Sure she didn't just run away screaming from your wicked fucking elixirs?

[troll filter]

[thehonking]

My wicked fuckin' elixirs should bring people running FOR them. [He chuckles.]

But I couldn't all say about our teal sis.

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[radiantwingedone]

Define "intimidating."

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[silicomb]

Magnificent? Far too great for the common masses to properly handle? Pan-blowing? Unofficial god of your species? Choose one of the above.

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[radiantwingedone]

... To me, that sounds as if you would have a greater time moving about far from the city; lest you accidentally step on a building or one of those vehicles. A guide would be of little use, in such a case.

Assuming such is not your situation, however.

[voice | private]

[want_the_world]

Sure, what do you need?

[voice | private]

[silicomb]

[ ok fuck he didn't think this far ahead, UHHH--- ]

Details on the rub, bro. Are you coming or not? Or do I have to find some other bipedal monkey to fill your shoes?

[voice | private]

[want_the_world]

Fine, cool your fucking jets.

[Shaking his head in almost-entirely-mock exasperation.]

On my way.

[Video]

[spandexisyouth]

What is a patsie?

[Video]

[silicomb]

Ever look in a mirror before?

[Video]

[spandexisyouth]

That does not tell me what it means.

[voice | private]

[cardfortress]

[Huh, this was unexpected.]

Define "something".

[voice | private]

[silicomb]

Define "ASAP", cottonbulge. What part of that four-letter acronym have you not parsed?

[voice, private]

[dungenessmaster]

Nobody has. BREW decided she was just a little too competent or something and shuttled her back to the meteor again. It's like, why the hell is it even wasting the resources bringing in actual intelligence if it's just going to toss it right back where I came from?

[voice, private]

[silicomb]

[ aw, shit. he's forgotten just what Terezi's absence means to everyone other than himself. ]

Sometimes, I wish it'd just cool its fucking heels for a while, you know? I'm getting tired of this temporal horseshittery fast.

[ a pause. ]





Sorry.

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[fortunetelloli]

Um, what are pasties?

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[silicomb]

Hell if I know what a "pasty" is but I sure as hell know you could find the other easily enough.

Let me ask a question to further answer yours. Do you know what a dictionary is?

[text]

[feelsgoodinyou]

"Understandably intimidating".

What the hell does that mean?

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[silicomb]

It means that if you're too taken aback by this-- [ there's a rustle, as if he's just presented himself like a new vehicle on show ] -- it's okay, I understand.

voice;

[sermonize]

Oh yes. Very intimidating.

voice;

[silicomb]

You have no idea.

[video]

[malandragem]

[Everything else she understands, but...]

...Patsies?

[video]

[silicomb]

A person easily ridiculed. A scapegoat. The butt of the joke. A gullible fuck. All of the above.

[Video]

[shiromadoushi]

Intimidating in what way?

[[More curious than anything else.]]