audio; 018 - FEB 22/'10

[silicomb]

Seeking: dedicated screen-readers and someone who isn't afraid to escort an understandably intimidating individual into the city on occasional outings. Inquire within with references. No patsies required.

[ troll filter ]
Hey.
Has anyone heard from Terezi? I can't get a hold of her.

[ /filter ]

[ private; mello ]
Hey, M.M.? I need some help with something. Can you come over? Like, soon would be really helpful. Seriously.

[ /private ]

[ private; near ]
Hey, N.R.? Need some help with something. ASAP. This isn't a request, mind you. Hustle.

[ /private ]

Comments

[silicomb]

[ that's the point bro. to waste the time of whatever unwary listener that may be passing by.

mission accomplished, by the sounds of it. ]

It's not just in my head, wow. It's on my face.

[feelsgoodinyou]

Oh, my bad. I don't know how I could not have seen that sooner. Or maybe you could try turning on the camera.

[silicomb]

Wow, man. You pulling that? Mocking a blind kid because he can't see which buttons to press? Seriously??

[feelsgoodinyou]

Wow, barely in the game and already pulling the "I'm disabled"-card?

Sorry, but if I meet an idiot who can't remember which button he hit, then yeah, I'll bloody well call him the the idiot he is.

[silicomb]

It's a time-tested ice-breaker, can't blame a guy for trying.

Bro, I can't see worth shit and I could still code dizzying circles around you. This isn't a boast, it's simple, glorious fact.

[feelsgoodinyou]

So? You still expected me to see through the audio function. If you're supposed to be clever that makes it all the more stupid, stupid.

[silicomb]

Is that the best you can come up with? All these openings and the best you can muster is an adolescent "stupid".

You poor thing.

[feelsgoodinyou]

I know it's crap, but I honestly don't care to think of something better.

[silicomb]

Sick burns, bro. [ have a golf clap, bakura bro, all yours. ] Wherever did you get it from?

[feelsgoodinyou]

Haaah? [Yeah, sorry, he doesn't get your slang, kid. Blame it on being an evil spirit that spent ages locked into a golden trinket before he managed to steal the body he wears now.]

Call me when you're done with your one-way dick waving contest.