March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

Comments

[Video // Private] XD!!

[shadow_star]

Propositi- [ And both hands clap over her mouth. It's pretty much what Hanabi and the other boy were saying. ]

B-but this is a public network...! [ Why Liz, Why~! ]

[Video // Private]

[tallerbrooklyndevil]

Yeah, well, there's a lot of weirdos out there. Trust me.

[Former street girl, remember?]

At least he didn't do anything too weird, right?

[Video // Private]

[shadow_star]

[ Yeeeeah. She grimaces slightly. ]

No, not at all, he's been perfectly nice. If...strange. But... I'm to see him later. I can apologize for the misunderstanding then.

[Video // Private]

[tallerbrooklyndevil]

You want me to come with you as backup?

[She knows you can handle yourself, Tsubaki, but...well...she worries sometimes.]

[Video // Private]

[shadow_star]

[ Aww, but poor Barney is just ronery... she considers the offer for a second, before nodding. ]

If you wouldn't mind? I'm sure it's all just a misunderstandig - he seems quite nice. [ Says the trusting Weapon. ]

Do you want to meet me here, and we'll go over together?

[Video // Private]

[tallerbrooklyndevil]

That'll work. [She smiles.]

[Video // Private]

[shadow_star]

All right - I'll see you soon then, Liz-san!

[ ooc: We're action threading it like a boss, here :D ]