March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

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Action forever!

[tallerbrooklyndevil]

[Liz has her hands in her pockets as she stands beside Tsubaki. Well, this should be interesting at least.]

Action forever!

[legend_waitforit_dary]

[Barney answers the door wearing, as usual, one of his suits.]

Oh, you brought a friend. So? Do you want to come in, or go somewhere? I'm kind of itching for a game of laser tag, but it's a bitch trying to find girls who dig that.

Action forever!

[shadow_star]

Yes, this is my friend Liz, Barney-san.

[ Laser tag? That kind of sounds like something Black Star might be interested in. ]

Oh - well - [ She glances briefly at Liz, then back to Barney. ] That actually might be something my Meister would be interested in. Although if that's what you'd like to do, I wouldn't mind. Do you have a preference? To be completely honest, I thought you needed help - inside? [ With the kitchen and such. ]

But perhaps I misunderstood you. [ As Liz and Hanabi seemed to think. ]

[tallerbrooklyndevil]

Nice to see you again, Mr. Comedian. [Liz smirks.]

And laser tag? Count me in sometime. It's good practice for when I have to wield Patti.

[She's also going to keep a careful eye on your response to Tsubaki's confusion, Barney.]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Go ahead, laugh. I'm hilarious.

[Barney's a little bit deadpan there. It looks like the innocent chick wised up and brought a skeptic. Lovely, that.]

Since it's turned into a threesome, laser tag is exactly what I want to do. There's a place at the mall. So? I hope you ladies brought running shoes.

[shadow_star]

[ Tsubaki inwardly sighs with relief. And you all were worried too, he just wants to have a little company! There's no harm in that, right? ... though did he have to say threesome? ]

Oh yes, I'll be fine in this. I run quite often in these. [ Being that she was wearing her usual outfit, which she qualified as 'nice'. Though she personally thinks Liz will excel at this more than Tsubaki herself - quietly making sure to let the pair win, even if she did do well at the game. ]

It'll be my first time though, Barney-san, so I hope you don't mind. [ She looks forward to having a little fun tonight. Hopefully her Meister won't mind. ]

[tallerbrooklyndevil]

I'm definitely used to running in these boots.

[She then puts a finger to her chin, tapping lightly and smirking a bit at Barney. She has your number, man, and she's going to torment you.]

If we split into teams, it'll be unfair to whoever's in a team by themselves. Maybe we should call around for a fourth.

[legend_waitforit_dary]

As if I need help handling two women, with one of them being a first-timer! I'm an expert at this game. I don't think we need to invite even more people. I wasn't really prepared to entertain a crowd, you know.

[shadow_star]

[ Hrm. ]

Are you sure, Barney-san? [ Well if he's an expert, that would make Liz the next best, obviously, and Tsubaki... well as long as everyone is having fun, right? ]

Is that all right with you, Liz-san? [ So how would they do this? Liz and Tsubaki could team up against Barney? Or - oh! ]

To make it fair, maybe we should arrange a teams of one? [ How is this fair? She's not sure. ]

[tallerbrooklyndevil]

I'm fine with that. Or you could be on my team. Girls gotta stick together, you know.

[She grins.]

Besides, he said he could handle two women.

[legend_waitforit_dary]

I would never say no to two girls together!

Shall we, ladies?

[shadow_star]

[ Tsubaki giggles. ]

I'm fine with that, Liz-san. [ Since Barney is confident enough to handle two women at once. Turning to Barney then, Tsubaki nods quickly, beaming. ]

Yes. Lead the way, Barney-san! [ Tsktsk, just think of the fun everyone is missing out on! ]

[tallerbrooklyndevil]

[Liz gives Barney a look that is part smirk and part "if you try anything with her, I will end you".]

Right behind you.

[legend_waitforit_dary]

[The walk to the mall is an in eventful one, largely. Barney strides along, looking like his already healthy confidence levels have been given a boost due to the two lovely women walking along with him. ]

[shadow_star]

[ Tsubaki, meanwhile, pads alongside the two, smiling happily. After all, Barney seemed so happy now. Seeing as their trip to the mall is uneventful, they get there relatively quickly. ]

Is this it?

[ At least that's what it appears to be, as they neared said laser tag location. ]

[tallerbrooklyndevil]

Yup. That'd be it. [She grins.] Not a bad place either.

[legend_waitforit_dary]

[Barney beams at the closest thing he's found to a home since arriving, his apartment included.]

She's a beaut, isn't she? I come here once every two days, at least.

[Once inside, he pays for three tickets and explains the team situation to the nice lady behind the counter.]

[shadow_star]

[ Aww, that's so cute Barney. Wait, once every two -- geez~! Tsubaki's...never set foot in the place herself. Good thing she had Liz backing her up. ]

So often? [ Wow. But he must come with friends, right? Of course! ]

Have you been here before too, Liz-san?

[tallerbrooklyndevil]

Nope. But I got plenty of practice with this sort of thing before.

[Of course, she was mugging people with her sister back then...]

[She doesn't focus on the memory, instead putting on the equipment and expertly twirling the laser gun. She's grinning at Barney.]

You mind giving us a little time to confer on a strategy, hot shot?

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Take as much time as you need, little lady. Maybe when I beat you regardless, you'll call me "hot shot" unironically.

[shadow_star]

[ Oh dear. Tsubaki inwardly chuckles a little, because she's more than used to that kind of response - if only from her own Meister, and HIS brand of response was still ten times ... bigger... than Barney's there. ]

Thank you Barney-san; we won't be long. [ Because keeping him waiting is rude. But she turns to Liz curiously, assuming they step away a bit to pow-wow. ]

He seems rather confident doesn't he? [ It's terribly amusing. ]

What did you have in mind? [ She's the newbie here, she'll follow your lead~! ]

[tallerbrooklyndevil]

Yeah, he does. Kind of reminds me of a less mouthy Black*Star. [The comment is said with a small grin because, well, as irritating as Black*Star can be, he wouldn't be Black*Star without that boastful personality.]

[Liz's grin morphs to turn slightly evil.]

Speaking of, you know that copying thing you do with him? Do you think it's possible for you to copy, say, me?

[legend_waitforit_dary]

[While the ladies confer with each other, Barney slips into his laser tag gear, sneaking occasional glances over his shoulder at the fine ass of the tall blond. Legendary!]

[shadow_star]

[ Tsubaki grins as Liz voices the thought that Tsubaki herself had had - though the question takes her by surprise. ]

Copy you? [ Huh. ]

In ... theory I suppose I would, but - my family doesn't have any familiarity with a weapon form like yours. I don't believe I would be able to change into that sort of weapon form without some training, I'm afraid.

[tallerbrooklyndevil]

[Liz shakes her head.] Not my Weapon form. I meant me me. You know like how you can make yourself look like Black*Star as a distraction?