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soul_campaign2012-08-22 04:16 pm
legend_waitforit_dary) wrote in soul_campaign2012-08-22 04:16 pm
March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]
Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.
1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!
Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.
Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.
1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!
Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.
Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.
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...And yes, I have. Your point?
[nope, still not seeing it.]
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You've got white streaks on one side of your head that look like you were minding your own business and someone got you with a paint roller. The spacing looks like it could have been one of those wooden fences like the one in the story. Like, maybe you were on the other side of it and the whitewash leaked through the slats onto your hair.
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MUST. SOMEHOW. NOT. BREAK.
this is coming out very forced.]
If these were simply painted I would have just washed them out long ago. In fact I wish they were that so I could get rid of them.
[but no. he can't. though now he understood more about them so this is not going to be as devastating as it would be.
...still sucks, though.]
These lines are more or less a symbol of my being a shinigami.
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Uh. Look, if it's that sensitive, couldn't you dye it? I'll even help you, if you want.
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I tried every single hair product available, but it won't be of any use. Due to my body's resistance to chemicals, it has no effect whatsoever.
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[Attempting damage control here. Barney's a decent bully, but like most people who were bullied themselves, his heart just isn't fully in it when he gets a certain subdued reaction.]
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[he already feels that "itch" to just sob but now is not the time! must...must resist!! it's hard man.]
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But...bro, if you take teasing that hard, you probably shouldn't invite it, know what I mean?
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All right, I concede. And congratulations you did just that.
[slight sarcasm.]
Regardless, I wasn't going to just ignore this despite it. You realize there are minors here and those who would have no idea what you're alluding to.
[Tsubaki. Tsubaki. why. why. at least Liz helped up there.]
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I just hope you seriously aren't trying to find a Weapon this way.
[and that no one. falls for it.]
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He needs to be a good wingman, though.
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...but seriously—]
...Good luck with that.
[he. had no idea what else to say, okay.]