March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

Comments

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

I haven't done a lot of training yet...

[Read: none at all]

But from what I understand, it blinds the opponent with my awesomeness.

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[weaponry]

Blinds the opponent with your awesomeness? [ Huh. Well, it's Death City. She's seen stranger abilities. ] I guess the dictionary must have changed while I was sleeping.

It's not a surprise that you are inexperienced. [ There is nothing in this comment that's remotely friendly. ]

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

Experience is something we all receive in vastly different distributions! I just happen to have a particularly sexy distribution.

[weaponry]

You're as about as attractive and pleasant to be with as Excalibur. [ And that's really saying something. At least Excalibur is the Greatest Weapon Ever. ] I don't think you have a sexy distribution. [ At all. ]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Excaliber?

I love talking about swords. Do you want to see mine sometime?

I am SO sorry. Real life just hurricaned for like, a week. || also oh god 1/2

[weaponry]

Excalibur. He's the legendary sword that has the power to do anything, including ending this war. Unfortunately for us, he's stubborn, refuses to do any work unless one practically turns all of Death City to servility and has outrageous and unworkable demands. He's also very flippant and self-absorbed meaning he's hard to work with.

[weaponry]

[ Unfortunately, Tenten isn't familiar with english slang and innuendo. She thinks he's talking about an actual sword.

It's nice to see he has traits that don't involve womanizing!!! ]

I love talking about weapons! Yeah, of course I'd love to see your sword! I'm pretty good with those! I bet the cut of the blade is just brilliant!

[legend_waitforit_dary]

[Rofl]

My technique is truly amazing. That's what I'm the proudest of.

[weaponry]

What type of technique do you use? Is it forward, or backwards? [ She's very interested in this man suddenly! ]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Well, both, of course. You can't finish a routine using only one!

[weaponry]

Of course you can. Swordsmen's skills lie in how well they fight with the techniques they have, not how many techniques they know.

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Kind of like how it's not the size of a sword that counts, but how you use it?

[weaponry]

Exactly! Application is the key to a good sword fight and a successful fight! [ Her tone is bright and cheery.... and painfully unaware. ]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Heh. You are kind of adorable.

[weaponry]

I am not adorable! I'm a strong, independent and fierce kunoichi and I will be regarded as such! [ You just described her as The One Word that'll set her off. ]