March 17th: We Are Stardust, We Are Golden, and Whatever Impresses Hippie Chicks [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Good morning, Death City! Somewhere out there, I know that there's a special lady who combines these attributes in one flawless package.

1. Good in bed
2. Great in bed
3. Spectacular in bed
4. Searching for all of the above in a sexy love torpedo named Barney Stinson!

Ladies, especially Weapon ladies, send in your replies before they start pouring in too fast for me to keep track of.

Dudes. Dudes. Cock block at your own risk. Because I will make fun of you if you post here. It will be ruthless, cruel, dirty low-down mockery. You've been warned, gentlemen.

Comments

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

That depends. Are you supposed to be meeting someone here? Because I, too, am supposed to be meeting someone here.

[He leans back and smiles, taking in her appearance. Cute!]

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[yamagishi]

[well, he voice sounded familiar so that would mean....]

Y-Yes, I am suppose to but...I think you're the person that I was talking to over the communicator. So um, it's nice to meet you, sir?

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

Enchante! I am, in fact, your new friend and gentleman Barney Stinson.

[He reaches forward and smoothly, through a parlor trick that's quite well performed, pulls a five dollar bill "out" of Yamagishi's ear.]

Get yourself a coffee on me, sweetheart.

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[yamagishi]

[Yup, that's him, all right.]

It's nice to meet you Barney-san, I'm Fuuka Yamagis-

[Before she gets a chance to finish, she was a little surprised to him leaning closer. As she leans back a bit, she looks a bit to the left and...]

Oh, ahaha, I see! Thank you! Are you magician?

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

I am in fact an illusionist! Do you want to see more tricks? I have something of an affinity for fire, you know.

[He smirks devilishly.]

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[yamagishi]

[She nods]

Sure, I don't mind! I never seen a lot of these tricks in person so it's kind of nice!

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

[He beams. Guess coffee can wait! Barney pulls a deck of cards out of his suit pocket, spreading them into a fan.]

Pick a card. Any card. Look, but don't tell me what it is. Then put it on the bottom of the deck and shuffle it.

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[yamagishi]

[Once Fuuka picks and looks at the card. The King of Spades huh? She quickly puts it at the bottom and shuffle]

Um...are you going to guess which card I picked? I remember hearing about this trick once as a kid! Oh, I think my dad tried to do this once before!

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

Oho! You might think you've this trick before, but I assure you it will surpass your wildest...

[He reveals a card, the King of Spades indeed, and it's on fire! Marvel at his incredible illusionist abilities!

And pretend you didn't notice him burn himself just now. Ouch!]

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[yamagishi]

[In which Fuuka was staring in awe for a few seconds before she panicked a bit. jagapgpa Fire!]

Barney-san are you okay? [Brb looking around and asking the waiters for a cup of water or something!]

W-Water, where is the water?

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

[No worries! He's just... patting out the flame, and it's like nothing happened! Ta daaaaa!]

Calm down, it's OK! Is this your card?

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[yamagishi]

Yes it is but...

What about you? Aren't you hurt? [That looked like it must hurt!]

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

The card just caught. Really, I'm not burned... But it's really sweet of you to worry. You must have a heck of a nurturing instinct.

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[yamagishi]

[She shakes her head]

I-I don't think it's nurturing really. I think it's that I worry a lot and wonder about a lot of things. I usually think of really bad situations but in the end, I try to be prepared if it does happen.

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

[He leans his cheek against his hand, listening so intently that his brow furrows slightly.]

Has anything bad like that ever happened before?

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[yamagishi]

[She bit her lip a bit]

No, not really but I suppose I'm just like that. [Although...]

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

If I'm in a bad situation, I just think of being awesome instead.

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[yamagishi]

[...And she's definitely getting some Junpei vibes here]

How so? Aren't you afraid of people looking at you funny or judging you a bit?

[Which is something she's still learning about]

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

Look. Cupcake... No matter what you do, you can't please everyone all the time. At the very least, you can please yourself, and that's how I live my life.