003 ☠ Goldeye

[overkrill]

so yo two things
one does anymoby know who this jerk or this jerk are
two
there any weapons out there that are anyfin like a 2x3dent
shell ill ebben try anyfin like a staff at this point
missions aint gonna finish themshellves and money aint appearin outta nowhere
fuck we dont ebben need to be partners
just gotta be willing to krill shit with me for a whale
any takers


so yo two things
one, does anybody know who this jerk or this jerk are
two
are there any weapons out there anything like a two-by-three-dent
hell I'll even try anything like a staff at this point
missions ain't gonna finish themselves and money ain't appreain' outta nowhere
fuck, we don't even need to be partners
just gotta be willing to kill shit with me for a while
any takers?

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[overkrill]

im shore youre D--EVASTAT--ED

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[3rdbest]

Devastated doesn't begin to describe it.

[text]

[consider8]

I already do that to you for free.
And I know you wouldn't listen either way, it has never stopped you befoar..

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[overkrill]

the pain must be --EXTRAORDINARY

[text]

[overkrill]

serkeeeeeeeet
pushing it again

well duh but here someone might actshoally tell me id get in trouble for it

[text]

[consider8]

........
You used 8 e's. ::::)

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[3rdbest]

Yeah, it's seariously horrible. Not even squidding.

[text]

[overkrill]

thats beside the point serket

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[overkrill]

)(EE)(EE)(--EE
squidding
thats terribubble

[text]

[consider8]

Whale, er... well, I was just trying to stop 8eing saucy!!!!!!!!

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[3rdbest]

Yeah, the sheer scale of badness was awful. Sorry.

[text]

[overkrill]

no you werent

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[overkrill]

hey you tried

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[3rdbest]

I'm done, anyway. I've haddock enough of this.

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[overkrill]

are you shore
seams to me like youre kinda riding the wave in on these

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[3rdbest]

Trouble is I'm stuck between a rock and a hard plaice now.

[text]

[consider8]

Yes, I was!

[video]

[brutalityfetish]

[Seriously he wanted to know where the hell somebody like this has been hiding.]

As long as you keep being bloodthirsty, that'll be convincing enough for me to keep on showering praise!

I try really, but it isn't hard to not be as lame as these fuckers are around here. I think BREW just wants to lose or something bringing them all here.

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

...What did they do, de arimasu?

[voice]

[thelongestword]

That won't be necessary.

[heretic_hamlet]

Perchance you could make use of a pike, then?

[text]

[overkrill]

you shore
i reely wont mind

[text]

[overkrill]

one of em messed with my friend
the other one tried to krill her
i aint inclined to let anyone do either

[text]

[overkrill]

you shore aboat that
might wanna doublecheck that sass serket

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[overkrill]

)(E)(
seariously sucks to be you then