003 ☠ Goldeye

[overkrill]

so yo two things
one does anymoby know who this jerk or this jerk are
two
there any weapons out there that are anyfin like a 2x3dent
shell ill ebben try anyfin like a staff at this point
missions aint gonna finish themshellves and money aint appearin outta nowhere
fuck we dont ebben need to be partners
just gotta be willing to krill shit with me for a whale
any takers


so yo two things
one, does anybody know who this jerk or this jerk are
two
are there any weapons out there anything like a two-by-three-dent
hell I'll even try anything like a staff at this point
missions ain't gonna finish themselves and money ain't appreain' outta nowhere
fuck, we don't even need to be partners
just gotta be willing to kill shit with me for a while
any takers?

Comments

[lezard_valeth]

[Aquatic puns, hm? How whimsical!]

Alas, my form does not match that of a staff or said two-x-three-dent, but I do believe we can make a compromise...

[overkrill]

[Oh yeah, Meenah's all about the whimsy. Only, you know, not really. She is way too searious about those puns tbh.]

well i guess that depends on what kinda weapon you are dont it

[lezard_valeth]

That would, wouldn't it?

I am a spellbook. What I am capable of depends very much upon the soul of my Meister, however.

[voice]

[thelongestword]

I know the first, but I don't know who the other one is. [This is what you get for making fun of him and that cat that isn't technically his, Saleh.]

[text]

[overkrill]

[People she wants to hurt being jerks to other people- always works out in Meenah's favor, awww yeah.]

he got a name
an address
anyfin helps

[voice]

[thelongestword]

Saleh. I think you can find the address in any of the registries once you know the name.

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

The first guy sounds familiar, de arimasu. I think I know him, but I'm not sure, de arimasu. [He's the shoplifter, Keroro. How could you forget him when you have a picture of him up behind the counter?]

The second one is that assassin from a few days ago, right, de arimasu? I don't think I know his name though, de arimasu.

[text]

[overkrill]

if you remember who the first guy is
you let minnow okay

assassin
that toolbox
oh boy this otter be fun

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

I'll be sure to do that, de arimasu. [...minnow?]

What are you going to do, de arimasu?

[video]

[brutalityfetish]

I'll go on a mission with you if all you want to do is kill a bunch of shit. Fucking boring around here.

[video]

[overkrill]

Y--ES
S)(--ELL Y--ES
FINALLY somemoby who aint all
O)( NO VIOL--ENC--E
i mean glubbin fuck are we all here to fight a war or aint we

[text]

[consider8]

Whale! Some8ody has 8een 8ouysy. :::;)

[text]

[overkrill]

not as buoysy as id like to be
you know
severe lack of krilling things and all that

[text]

[00110010_00110011]

am not offensiive weapon
but
have been meaniing to talk to you
suppose thiis iis as good a chance as any

[text]

[overkrill]

mit |

nah
youre making too much sense to be that captor

and you aint the mouthy one from befoar either
so
who the shell are you

[She has an idea, of course, because there's only three trolls you could be, and she's already eliminated the other two candidates. But... it doesn't make any sense.]

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[3rdbest]

I'm cooler than a staff.

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[overkrill]

says YOU

[heretic_hamlet]

Perchance you could make use of a pike, then?

[overkrill]

maybe i could
you still offering

[seadweller]

38/

[overkrill]

problem otter peixes

Not here

[saleh]

[Starting from the 18th, jerk number one will be bedridden for a few days thanks to no other than jerk number two.

But be careful, jerk number two won't leave his side and will most likely not let you land a hand on him ever.]

Not here

[overkrill]

[That's what the two of you think.

Shoulda considered the ramifications of messing with the spiderdame beforehand, yo.]

[video] Late reply of lateness :V

[iwantyoudead]

So you're trying to find us, huh?

[Since he WAS out of that chair now, there was some definite confidence in his voice...more than usual.]

That's pretty damn pathetic of you to go asking other people. You should look for yourself.

[video]

[overkrill]

[She just sneers at him.]

It's called usin' your resources, since you keep hidin' like a hermit crab instead of fightin' like a man!