005 || text || April 23

[anpan_tan]

I'd just like to let everyone know that I've got an especially virulent illness. It's possibly tuberculosis. Cough, cough.
So if you planned to come over today, please, please stay away from my apartment, unless you don't want to get this serious and painful illness.
I won't be able to go to work today, Keroro-san. I'll miss you and all my colleagues.

[Private to Sheena]

Don't worry, I'm not sick. Take care of yourself!

[Private to Mello]

I'm not lying. Cough. Take care of yourself.

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[thehonking]

[The voice switches on.]

Are you getting your peep on? Are you taking a motherfucking gander at this most lowly of clowns?

I'm a Gamzee. Gamzee Motherfucking Makara. Only Feferi is being a Feferi.

[anpan_tan]

I'm not peeping, I just turned on the video. And your horns are very...cool. I didn't mean to offend you.

[Are these horned kind of sprites dangerous? - Yamazaki wonders.]

I'm Yamazaki Sagaru, and I'm not motherfucking. But who are you? What are you? Miss Feferi and you and the others?

[thehonking]

Trolls, my most uneducated of brothers. That's what all the skin and the horns up and say we is.

Not all the same with you motherfuckers, is it? Some of you are all looking and smelling like human types, but out and saying you ain't.

[anpan_tan]

I'm sorry, in the world I lived in I didn't have a chance to go to school. For me you look like a vengeful spirit or a demon. Again, I don't mean to offend you. You were perfect for a demon in the country I came from.

Uh, I'm still not a motherfucker, but you're right. There are people here who look like humans but actually they belong to other races. It's very interesting to meet them and know more about them.

[thehonking]

You're a motherfucker to this motherfucker. No point getting your argue on with me over that. Ain't gonna go and mother fucking change it.

You're human, yeah? Do I at least got that right?

[anpan_tan]

[Alright, let's forget about family relationships now.]

Yes, I am a human. And you're a troll. And do you trolls like humans, You're not our enemies, right?

[thehonking]

And what all if we are?

[anpan_tan]

In that case I'll avoid meeting you, Mr. Makara.

[thehonking]

Hahaha! You're a laugh and a half, bro.

It was just a motherfucking joke.

[anpan_tan]

For sure?

[Maybe Gamzee eats humans for breakfast...]

I'd really like to know you more but I wouldn't be like hurt, you know.

[thehonking]

You want to know me, bro?

Do you fucking really?

[anpan_tan]

No, I'm not interested in you that way and I have a girlfriend but aside of the fucking part I would like to know you! I was always interested in other life-forms so it would be great to meet you!

[thehonking]

Hahaha... aight.

[anpan_tan]

I'm sorry, but I don't speak troll...

[thehonking]

Of course you don't, motherfucker.