005 || text || April 23

[anpan_tan]

I'd just like to let everyone know that I've got an especially virulent illness. It's possibly tuberculosis. Cough, cough.
So if you planned to come over today, please, please stay away from my apartment, unless you don't want to get this serious and painful illness.
I won't be able to go to work today, Keroro-san. I'll miss you and all my colleagues.

[Private to Sheena]

Don't worry, I'm not sick. Take care of yourself!

[Private to Mello]

I'm not lying. Cough. Take care of yourself.

Comments

[Text]

[shiromadoushi]

Have you had a doctor look at it? If it's that bad, you should!

[video]

[starfruitfrog]

That's fine, de arimasu. You wouldn't be able to work like that anyway. Remember to eat food before you take your medicine, de arimasu.

[voice | private]

[want_the_world]

You're typing 'cough.' It's not very convincing.

[Text]

[doc_holi]

[She wants to be concerned, but there's something about this message that makes it seem... fake... Like typing the word "cough" and having a contagious form of TB.]

[Let's play along, shall we?]

Oh no! I'm a doctor! I should look you over. You may need to be quarantined. Where are you?

[Oh, this was bound to be fun.]

[weaponry]

If anyone falls for this, I'll be stunned. [ ...Tenten might as well give out a trophy for the world's most obvious lie. I mean, multiple coughs being typed? Tuberculosis?! ]

[thehonking]

HAHAHAHAHA.
shit, do that motherfuckin work?

[text]

[cardfortress]

I'd give you a gold star for trying, but I don't think you tried at all.

[ text; ]

[nolicenseyet]

Why are you typing 'cough'?</FONT

[Private Video]

[ninjainviolet]

Zaki, what's going on?

[Yeah, she's concerned, but not about TB, but the fact that he's resorted to trying to trick people.]

[text]

[helpstroubled]

[ SO AMUSED. ]

Does this ever actually work?

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[zealous_steiner]

Look at this troll, he won't even go on video wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww