005 || text || April 23

[anpan_tan]

I'd just like to let everyone know that I've got an especially virulent illness. It's possibly tuberculosis. Cough, cough.
So if you planned to come over today, please, please stay away from my apartment, unless you don't want to get this serious and painful illness.
I won't be able to go to work today, Keroro-san. I'll miss you and all my colleagues.

[Private to Sheena]

Don't worry, I'm not sick. Take care of yourself!

[Private to Mello]

I'm not lying. Cough. Take care of yourself.

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[nolicenseyet]

[She's not even going to justify that first part with a response. Do you think she was born...Eric, cloned yesterday?]

When you come in with a doctor's note we can discuss paying for your sick leave.

[ text; ] Cough...

[anpan_tan]

[Eric? Yamazaki knows no one called Eric...]

With a doctor's note?

...

Miss Eve, you just don't believe I'm sick, do you?

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[nolicenseyet]

[Neither does Eve. Autocorrect decided to troll that post.]

No.

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[anpan_tan]

[If only there was an eric in DC...]

Well then...Good bye, Miss Eve.

Cough.

[Sheet off.]