soul_campaign | text; 022 - APRIL 29/'10

s0 let me ask now while i've still g0t the cajones t0:
how many 0f you nub-witted bipedals 0ut there actually know h0w to handle a standard c0mputer.
or even these shitty mirr0rs.
and on a s0mewhat (not really) related n0te:
combat training.
wh0 has it?

[ FILTER; trolls ]
eridan's g0ne.
i don't kn0w if it's on his 0wn or if BREW's just g0ne on an0ther binge.
he's not ar0und that i can tell.
[ /FILTER ]

[ FILTER; dat empress ]
hey y0u.
how ab0ut it.
you.
me.
b0ttle of s0da and a movie 0r some shit.
b0w chika bow w0w.
call me.
[ /FILTER ]

[ FILTER; mattbutt ]
sing 0r hum the aperture science theme at my corpse party.
0r whatever you weird0s call it when some0ne kicks it.
bring juice.
[ /FILTER ]

((translation:
So let me ask now while I've still got the cajones to:
How many of you nub-witted bipedals out there actually know how to handle a standard computer?
Or ever those shitty mirrors.
And on a somewhat (not really) related note:
Combat training.
Who has it?))

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[ and stupid asshole for still insisting on going ]

Won't you at least bring someone along?

Nah. It'll be fine. I said I wouldn't.

Don't try to bullshit a bullshitter, Sol.

I'm not. I'm delivering facts as they are.

Dude, if she attacks you all of sudden, then what?!

You aren't a weapon so you can't turn into your weapon form, even if Near is watching there is no time to jump in, and if you guys go inside a building then he won't even be watching.

SO.

You make it sound like we're going to check out all the abandoned warehouses in the city and traverse every back alley we come across.

Dude, I'm going to buy her some fucking lunch.

You fucking stubborn asshole! [ Matt groans gripping his his head as he thinks for a little. Why do you have to make thins so difficult Sollux? ]

You persistent bastard.

[ gawd, this is troll business dude. let him carry out troll business while you worry your human worries. ]

[ This Is Stupid.

Whatever.

Go get killed.

He already said he cares and even went as far as doing the most embarrassing shit he has ever done in his life like admitting to feelings and making lame hearts through video functions - god, he is so glad no on can hack into this shit.

Sollux is too stubborn ]

Fine.

Damn right it's fine. And it's going to be fine.

[ they just need to believe that sollux sometimes knows what he's doing.

even if sollux doesn't really. ]

Yeah, sure.

[ Matt really can't. Murderous fish trolls aren't exactly something to take lightly ]

Deal with it.

Don't have much of a choice.

Glad to know a fucker can see reason.

Whatever.

I will write up the eulogy for you to read when you get back.

Good human, best friend. In the event I get eaten by the big, bad boogeytroll, you can keep my ant-farm.

You take care of that fucker like it's your firsthatched larva.

I'd rather have your games, man.

Wow no, you're tossing my Deathbox into my corpseditch. I'm taking it with me to whatever afterlife this shitty universe offers.

Hey.

if you can go and get yourself killed, I can take your goddamn Deathbox after your death if I feel like it.

I hope the data corrupts on you.

[ huff puff ]

Guess the only option is not to die.

Gee, what a concept! I never considered that one before. Thanks for the great idea, Matt.

[ sollux, king of sarcasm ]

I know, I always give great advice.

maybe you should listen to me before setting up dates with murderous fishes.

And maybe you should let a bro check out a hot catch in peace, you dig?

Yeah, sure, whatever. You need to fill those quadrants somehow, right?

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