Text || May 2

[3rdbest]

Few announcements and a question.

First, I’m Matt and I have a business called Black Mesa. It's a House Call Technician business, and we fix computers, broadcasting and wireless systems, business equipment and security system. If anyone is interested or just wants a job, call me maybe.

Second, I’m doing missions, have a nice record, and kind of want to keep going. So I’m currently looking for a Meister who would be cool with going on missions. I’m a Weapon, a Portal gun; I shoot regular bullets and also create Portals.

Third, imagine you have raw steaks. How hard it is to cook them? And how do cook them exactly?


[ PRIVATE TO: DUO ]
Duo. I hope you didn’t forget our date tonight.


[ PRIVATE TO: NEAR ]
A word, please.

Comments

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[3rdbest]

Is that some drug?
Just a heads up, the first time I tasted beer, that shit was awful. I mean, really awful. If I had to guess what cat piss tasted like, I'd say beer was it.

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[silicomb]

s0rt of.
it's what we use t0 sleep in.
basically a mass-produced tranquilizing slime we fill 0ur recuperaco0ns with.
yum.
and i am now duly warned thank y0u.

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[3rdbest]

Like Xanax.
To calm the nightmares, right?

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[silicomb]

gr0ss, slimy, comf0rting troll xanax.
yeah.
h0w'd you kn0w?

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[3rdbest]

You told me about the nightmares. I joined one and one.

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[silicomb]

deductive reas0ning.
plus one p0int.
then you kn0w, to0, what happens when it's consumed.

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[3rdbest]

That part I don't know.
I know what happens when xanax is consumed, but xanax is meant to be consumed. Not to be slept on.

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[silicomb]

in, slept in.
y0u ever meet gamzee?

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[3rdbest]

Xanax is a pill, so it'd be slept on- whatever.
Never had the pleasure, but he's L's partner.

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[silicomb]

he's fucking 0ut of his g0urd is what he is.
ask him if you want t0.
he used to eat s0por like pie.
actually i'm pretty sure he baked it int0 his pies.

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[3rdbest]

Pies?

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[silicomb]

yes pies.

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[3rdbest]

ok.
adding to my list of "people i don't need to meet"

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[silicomb]

he's 0k half the time.
i guess.

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[3rdbest]

aka
you kind of like him.

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[silicomb]

like i said.
he's 0k.
you might like him 0r you might want t0 throw him 0ff the next bridge.

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[3rdbest]

Isn't that how most things go?

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[silicomb]

nah, see with every0ne else there are shades of like and dislike.
with him there's just the tw0 opti0ns.
cho0se wisely.

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[3rdbest]

When the time comes, I will remember your wise words.

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[silicomb]

i'd have it n0 other way.
s0 tom0rrow, arcade f0r sure?

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[3rdbest]

Yeah, for sure.

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And thanks.

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[silicomb]

anytime.
just.
anytime

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[3rdbest]

Yeah.

See you tomorrow.

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[silicomb]

see y0u.