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[3rdbest]

Few announcements and a question.

First, I’m Matt and I have a business called Black Mesa. It's a House Call Technician business, and we fix computers, broadcasting and wireless systems, business equipment and security system. If anyone is interested or just wants a job, call me maybe.

Second, I’m doing missions, have a nice record, and kind of want to keep going. So I’m currently looking for a Meister who would be cool with going on missions. I’m a Weapon, a Portal gun; I shoot regular bullets and also create Portals.

Third, imagine you have raw steaks. How hard it is to cook them? And how do cook them exactly?


[ PRIVATE TO: DUO ]
Duo. I hope you didn’t forget our date tonight.


[ PRIVATE TO: NEAR ]
A word, please.

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[silicomb]

co0k it with fire, usually.

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[cardfortress]

Yes?

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[ironicusername]

This is me calling you re: job offer
Why Black Mesa, though?

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[zealous_steiner]

A portal gun? Black Mesa? We have a Valve ota on our hands wwwwww

In all seriousness, I'd volunteer for the position since pinkhair is completely off the radar, but I don't have experience with guns (￣ω￣;)

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[want_the_world]

You do know Gemini's a Meister, right?

[Yep, he's on your case too. Deal with it, Matt.]

And you apply heat to the steaks until they're not raw anymore, alleged genius.

[braidedwonder]

Course I didn't. Should I bring romantic candles and maybe a steak or two to start things off?

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[notsatanscamaro]

While not a job, if you would like to test any of your security against me, I would be happy to help.

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Salt and pepper thoroughly, sear both sides on a high heat, then put in an oven until it reaches desired doneness.
You can get more fancy if you want, but generally speaking steaks were regarded as best when left simple, and the art is in a good sear and achieving the correct internal temperature.

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[entreats]

Usually you need to take them out of the pan if they start to turn black and fall apart.

[ ange, you are the last person allowed to make cooking jokes.. ]

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[consider8]

If you figure out what to do with the steaks, do let me know. :::;)