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Decepticon Barricade ([personal profile] badcop) wrote in [community profile] soul_campaign2013-03-25 11:11 am

Anonymous Text | May 13th

[It’s been awhile, but Barricade’s decided to grace the network with his anonymous presence. Kidnappings and rescue missions aren’t all that interesting to him, after all. Let the humans sort out their own.]

I think everyone here is in agreement that BREW is a terrible invention. What really bothers me about it, though, is the fact that it’s obsessed with pulling in more humans than anything else. It’s a disturbing thought if humanity is the common denominator across endless realities, isn’t it?

I suppose it sticks with what it knows, which is consistent for a machine built by humans and not helpful at all. Human conflict solved by human ineptitude isn’t a very good strategy. I’d give it some points for wising up and bringing in superior species every once and awhile, except none of us want to be here. The only comforting part about humanity infesting so many realities is that there’s always something actively trying to wipe it out. That's a universal constant I can live with.

travel_sized4u: (Yeah sure whatever)

[Video]

[personal profile] travel_sized4u 2013-03-25 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Annnnd he's just going to stare a little bit. Seriously?]

Man, I've heard some stupid things before- but this is pretty high up there. Humans ain't the on'y ones that go all crazy beatin' each other up. They jus' ain't so quiet 'bout it.
travel_sized4u: (Default)

[Video for Mushu/Anon-Text for creepy robot dude]

[personal profile] travel_sized4u 2013-03-26 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Dragon! DRA-GON!]

Pfft, please. I can name ten thing's that'll ruin mah day...and half a them ain't even got four legs.
travel_sized4u: (Excuse me?!?)

Re: [if handsome can describe a tin can]

[personal profile] travel_sized4u 2013-03-26 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. Other half got hoofs or wings. Or both.

Ever deal with a Kirin, man? Those guys are way to snobby sometimes.

[Even cool ones.]
travel_sized4u: (Right and I'm Jackie Chan)

[then yes~]

[personal profile] travel_sized4u 2013-03-26 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Pfft, right. I ain't seen in it almost a year man.

Kirin's the big boss man a all the animals. Magical creature if y'all buy dat.

[He's learned not everyone buys magic right away.]
travel_sized4u: (Guardian Pitch)

[hot bots /o/]

[personal profile] travel_sized4u 2013-03-26 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Ain't by choice man, but these losers still need me so *shrug*.


Ha! No one is mah boss. Imma Guardian Dragon, I rule the temple.
travel_sized4u: (Yeah sure whatever)

[lol xD]

[personal profile] travel_sized4u 2013-03-26 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah. Everyone needs the all powerful Mushu.

[Yeah, he's grumbling a little before his ears twitch at the last question.]

Family Temple. For the Fa family.
travel_sized4u: (Default)

[personal profile] travel_sized4u 2013-03-26 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Jus' tired a all the crazy man. What's goin' on now? Ain't even half a it.

Yeah. Dey don't see me though. Someone's gotta keep 'em from doin' stupid stuff.
travel_sized4u: (Right and I'm Jackie Chan)

[personal profile] travel_sized4u 2013-03-26 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[He's got a soft spot for humans.]

I'd rather have borin' an easy.

Eh, s'long as they listen, it ain't that hard.
travel_sized4u: (Guardian Pitch)

[personal profile] travel_sized4u 2013-03-31 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Trust me man, after this place you'll share the sentiment.

Ha...well, most of 'em can't see me. Jus' the one's that gotta, ya got it? I mean I can't be showin' myself to everyone or else things'll get crazy. Uh...well, crazy like everyone'd be bowin' and stuff.

That's nice but ain't mah job.