Anonymous Text | May 13th

[badcop]

[It’s been awhile, but Barricade’s decided to grace the network with his anonymous presence. Kidnappings and rescue missions aren’t all that interesting to him, after all. Let the humans sort out their own.]

I think everyone here is in agreement that BREW is a terrible invention. What really bothers me about it, though, is the fact that it’s obsessed with pulling in more humans than anything else. It’s a disturbing thought if humanity is the common denominator across endless realities, isn’t it?

I suppose it sticks with what it knows, which is consistent for a machine built by humans and not helpful at all. Human conflict solved by human ineptitude isn’t a very good strategy. I’d give it some points for wising up and bringing in superior species every once and awhile, except none of us want to be here. The only comforting part about humanity infesting so many realities is that there’s always something actively trying to wipe it out. That's a universal constant I can live with.

Comments

[bowdown]

shore
dis gurl can keep secrets guppy
im naut empress fo nofin

[badcop]

Good. I'll keep Her Royal Highness informed when she might come in handy.

[bowdown]

[ sarcasm or not, Condesce is pleased to be addressed like that. And she is far too Condescending to care for sarcasm too ]

and waterboat the otter way round homie

[badcop]

[Waterboat the what now.]

Let's not commit to holding hands until we're better acquainted.

[bowdown]

shore guppy
queen can work with dat

[badcop]

We'll keep in touch, then. A pleasure speaking with you, Your Majesty.

[Queen of terrible grammar and awful puns, is all he can figure.]