soul_campaign | Death Clip 1 | Video (May 28th)

[On the camera today is a new face. There's a short delay before he speaks, though it seems that he was just confirming that it was working.]

Hi, everyone! I'm Hiro Kageyama, and I'm one of the new arrivals brought in by that thing. I think that guy called it BREW? Yeah, that thing. I just got in my apartment about an hour or two ago, and after playing around with this communicator a bit, I decided I ought to introduce myself.

So... about me... someone on that opening tour told me that I was a Meister, which means I wield Weapon people. The problem is that, back home, I was just an ordinary high school student. I was never trained in the use of any weapons. So, if I meet any of you Weapons... could you teach me how to use you?

All this is kind of hard to wrap my head around... I'm still not really sure what to think. I just came from saving my own world. Kind of. It's a little complicated. I'm not sure I'm ready to dive into action again just yet. I guess I've got time to think... while I think, could you guys tell me a bit more about this place?

Thanks. See you all around!

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So you can turn into any weapon? That sounds convenient! And I'll definitely be going to the park. Free breakfast is as good an incentive as any.

Not exactly, de arimasu. It's more like I can create any weapon out of soul wavelength, de arimasu. [He could even create a folding chair. But that wouldn't be helpful for anyone other than a certain select few.]

Saya-dono is one of the people responsible for breakfast, and she always does a really good job, de arimasu.

Oh, so it's like a spirit weapon of some sort? I'm... not sure I get it.

And I suppose I'll meet her at training, right?

Well...what's a spirit weapon, de arimasu? [Because he's not sure if he's like a spirit weapon if he doesn't even know what one is.[

Of course, de arimasu. Just look for the girl with the pinkish hair and pigtails.

Er... maybe that wasn't the right word for it. Like... a weapon made out of spirit... stuff. [Nope, Hiro doesn't really know what he's talking about either.] Well, I guess the gist is that you can make basically any weapon, right?

Ah. Yes, de arimasu. I can make other things too, but for combat situations, I usually stick with weapons, de arimasu.

Have you ever been used to make non-weapon things?

I made a fish once, de arimasu.

[A Gundam fish.]

A... fish? Can I ask what made you do that?

[This sounds like a good story.]

Because we were fighting some penguins that looked nothing like penguins and I panicked when Eve-dono told me to make a weapon, de arimasu.

[It's normal to freak out when faced with monster penguins that can open their mouths impossible wide to show lots of sharp teeth, right?]

Penguins that looked nothing like penguins? So... they weren't actually penguins, were they? Either way, turning into a fish around those things sounds dangerous.

Well, no, I guess you could say they weren't really penguins, de arimasu. But 'penguin' is the best word to describe them, de arimasu. And I didn't turn into a fish. I created a fish.

Well, then, what were they? Just monsters? And I guess creating a fish is a little bit safer than turning into one. Still dangerous if we're dealing with penguin-monsters, though.

Technically they're kishin-eggs. So they're neither penguins nor monsters, de arimasu. [Technically.]

I already told you that I panicked, de arimasu.

Kishin-eggs...? What are those again? And panicking is dangerous, too. But I don't blame you for it.

Kishin-eggs are humans who have consumed innocent souls and have become corrupted, de arimasu. They have classes if you want to know more than that, de arimasu. [Because Keroro...didn't really want to know any more than that. He just went whenever Eve went to class.]

I know panicking is dangerous. It's a natural thing though, de arimasu.

I might do that. Where are the classes?

Tell me about it... I may have looked cool on the outside, but when I saw what was happening to my world, I nearly panicked myself.

Classes are at that big building at the top of the hill, de arimasu. The climb is really long, but the view is definitely worth it, de arimasu.

...What happened back in your world, de arimasu? [Please don't say alien frogs were attacking....]

[Well, on the topic of alien frogs, it's kind of hard not to mention Heqet when looking at Keroro...]

My world was attacked by demons and by aliens called Septentriones. While that was going on, a void began to swallow up the world. It was the world being erased by Polaris, the administrator. The idea of complete nothingness is kind of hard to wrap your mind around at first... I know my best friend had trouble with it.

[Keroro would think that he's much cuter-looking than that. Even if he were to wear the exact same thing.]

All of that, de arimasu? At once? Isn't that kind of overkill, de arimasu?

Yes, definitely. Given that Polaris's goal was to completely erase humanity from existence, overkill might not be so surprising.

Sounds like the work of an amateur, de arimasu.

[They give real invaders a bad name.]

[Wait. What?]

How is any act of world destruction amateurish?

All acts of world destruction are amateurish, de arimasu. Only a complete moron would go around destroying worlds, de arimasu.

[Because who are you supposed to lord it over when everyone's gone?]

I'm... still not sure I get it. Then again, it wasn't like Polaris was an evil overlord. He was erasing us because he thought humans had reached their saturation point. Lost their wills to live, kind of.

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