001; video; January 30, afternoon

[this_is_keron]

[Have what appears to be a red frog looking out at you from the communicator with his arms crossed and speaking with a no-nonsense tone of voice.]

How many people here had actual combat experience before being brought here? And how many of you have been in a warzone before?

[Assessing the capabilities of your allies is important! Though how seriously will you take a talking red frog, anyway?]

Comments

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[starfruitfrog]

GIRORO! WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING HER, DE ARIMASU?!

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[this_is_keron]

What do you mean what am I doing? I'm teaching her the way of a soldier!

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[starfruitfrog]

You shouldn't be teaching her something like that, de arimasu! You should be teaching her how to solve her problems in a peaceful, reasonable manner, de arimasu!

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[this_is_keron]

We're invaders, Keroro! [What part of that is peaceful in anyway?]

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[starfruitfrog]

Invaders can still spread a message of peace, love and reasonable solutions to conflict, de arimasu.

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[this_is_keron]

[Twitch.]

Che. And you dare call yourself a soldier.

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[starfruitfrog]

I am a soldier of peace, de arimasu. I fight for love and justice! [Next thing you know he'll start calling himself Sailor Keron.]

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[this_is_keron]

[Why did BREW take away his bazooka? No. Really. Why?]

Love and justice won't help us take over Pekopon!

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[starfruitfrog]

Ah, but I thought you supported justice and love, de arimasu. Especially the love, de arimasu.

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[16hitmagnum]

And you're green! You must be the special ranger!

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[starfruitfrog]

I'm not! I'm the leader, de arimasu! See this star? [Pointing to the yellow star on his stomach.] It means that I'm the leader!

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[16hitmagnum]

That. Or you're a careb**r.

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[starfruitfrog]

Do I look like a careb*ar to you, de arimasu?! I don't even have bear ears, de arimasu!

[16hitmagnum]

There was an elephant c**ebear and a lion carebe*r. Your argument is invalid.

[starfruitfrog]

They still have ears, de arimasu. I don't!

[16hitmagnum]

That shouldn't stop you from achieving your dream of sharing love and care and laughter throughout the world, C*r*bear!

[starfruitfrog]

That's not even my dream, de arimasu! Don't make up dreams for people! I'm an invader! An alien invader, de arimasu!

[16hitmagnum]

It's okay! We aliens can have dreams too! I dream of someday seeing you become a C*rebear Powerful Transforming Strong Ranger!

[starfruitfrog]

I already have a dream! A 1:1 custom Red Zaku II with a box autographed by Char Aznable is my dream! Besides, I don't want to become a C*rebear Powerful Transforming Strong Ranger, de arimasu! I'd rather be a Newtype! Newtypes are much cooler, de arimasu!

[16hitmagnum]

You can be a C*rebear Powerful Transforming Strong Ranger who is also a New Type who owns a 1:1 Pink Zaku II with a box autographed by Quatro V****a!

See? I just made your dream better.

[starfruitfrog]

How is that better, de arimasu?! The Zaku II is pink now, de arimasu! [Because that's obviously the most important point to nitpick about.]

[16hitmagnum]

Fine. Not pink. It can be a very dull and faded shade of red that looks like pink.

[starfruitfrog]

It isn't dull and faded! It's iconic!

[16hitmagnum]

Put your own spin on it. Make it your own.

[starfruitfrog]

I don't need to, de arimasu! Putting your own spin on an icon is like defacing a painting in a museum, de arimasu.