Entry #A-12: "Assimilation" [February 13, Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

[A smooth, soft voice can be heard over the networks.]

I'm getting the feeling that this consumer-driven holiday invented by greetings-card companies is more of an affair in Death City than it was in my own world.

While I don't approve of holidays cashing in by making people feel obligated to buy things for others, I don't have a problem if people feel obligated to buy things for me.

There are some stores selling fine chocolates. I like these in particular, so... as a true gourmand and an expert at gauging human emotions, I will give you excellent, informed romantic advice in exchange for any of the following.

[TEXT]

1. Creme buttermints (package of 12)
2. Vanilla caramel truffles (package of 16)
3. Milk fudge squares (NO NUTS, package of 8)
4. Hand-dipped marshmallow dream bars (package of 2)
5. Cotton-candy heart sticks (package of 1, the most cost-effective option)
6. Belgian nougat sprinkled in gold leaf (package of 1, the least cost-effective option but I'll certainly notice you.)
7. Candied orange slices (Package of 10)

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Comments

[Video]

[dead_black_eyes]

I'm quite good with my mouth in most regards.

Don't you? That's unfortunate. It's a good thing there's a list up there, for true.

[Video]

[heart_rhythm]

And what if I don't think I need any advice?

[Video]

[dead_black_eyes]

Well, then... clearly, you've never kissed me.

[Video]

[heart_rhythm]

[She can't help but make a soft amused sound.]

Clearly. I had no idea you were so confident about that.

[Video]

[dead_black_eyes]

I'm confident about a lot of things.

[It occurs to L that he might actually be flirting. How about that.]

[Video]

[heart_rhythm]

[It occurred to Tifa a few comments ago.]

Then I'm sure you'll have no problem getting that list there.

[Video]

[dead_black_eyes]

If you're looking to help, I could always use a few more Vanilla Caramel Truffles.

[Video]

[heart_rhythm]

[A little sigh. Okay, maybe she's a softie sometimes.]

Okay, okay, you might end up with some of those. But I won't ask for advice in return.

[Video]

[dead_black_eyes]

You don't want advice in return...?

Well, that's just lopsided. I don't want to accept the candy for nothing, it's broken mathematics.

[Video]

[heart_rhythm]

Maybe I'll think of something to ask before tomorrow.

[Video]

[dead_black_eyes]

[A slight smile]

If so, you must absolutely let me know. I want nothing more than to to have your questions in my sizable queue.

[And... now he's just left staring at how that came out. WELL THAT DIDN'T WORK.]

[Video]

[heart_rhythm]

[She can't help but give a little laugh, just entertained and not mean-spirited.]

I'll put some serious thought into it, okay? Expect it tomorrow.

[Video]

[dead_black_eyes]

Tomorrow? I suppose I will, even though...

Whatever suits you.

[Video]

[heart_rhythm]

[Tifa almost asks about his hesitation, but just leaves it at that.]

See you then.