Entry #A-12: "Assimilation" [February 13, Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

[A smooth, soft voice can be heard over the networks.]

I'm getting the feeling that this consumer-driven holiday invented by greetings-card companies is more of an affair in Death City than it was in my own world.

While I don't approve of holidays cashing in by making people feel obligated to buy things for others, I don't have a problem if people feel obligated to buy things for me.

There are some stores selling fine chocolates. I like these in particular, so... as a true gourmand and an expert at gauging human emotions, I will give you excellent, informed romantic advice in exchange for any of the following.

[TEXT]

1. Creme buttermints (package of 12)
2. Vanilla caramel truffles (package of 16)
3. Milk fudge squares (NO NUTS, package of 8)
4. Hand-dipped marshmallow dream bars (package of 2)
5. Cotton-candy heart sticks (package of 1, the most cost-effective option)
6. Belgian nougat sprinkled in gold leaf (package of 1, the least cost-effective option but I'll certainly notice you.)
7. Candied orange slices (Package of 10)

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Comments

[Video] Private

[dead_black_eyes]

Always a dangerous thing to assume.

But I will. We're at Death City Heights, building 7, Apartment 3B.

[Video] Private

[pawned]

If you didn't tell me, you wouldn't have gotten your chocolate.

[But all right, Itou will go and see to that chocolate now.]

[Video] Private

[dead_black_eyes]

Yes, I'm aware. That's why I caved and told you.

[Video] Private

[pawned]

That was the plan, yes. [amused]

[Video] Private

[dead_black_eyes]

You win.

Now bring me my candy.

[Video] Private

[pawned]

I'm coming, I'm coming. How impatient. You should open the door immediately when I knock, or I might decide to leave.

[No, not waiting for an answer to that, ITOU IS GOING.]

[ooc: Should we continue here?]

OOC

[dead_black_eyes]

[OOC: I'm fine continuing with action, if you'd like! Ending the thread here and handwaving it is also fine. :) ]

OOC

[pawned]

[OOC: We can handwave this one since the weekend is coming up and I am always like... away then.]