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001; video; January 30, afternoon

[Have what appears to be a red frog looking out at you from the communicator with his arms crossed and speaking with a no-nonsense tone of voice.]

How many people here had actual combat experience before being brought here? And how many of you have been in a warzone before?

[Assessing the capabilities of your allies is important! Though how seriously will you take a talking red frog, anyway?]

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Me! Me! Pick me!

[raising her hand like a student who knows the answer]

[He points at the screen like a teacher who's choosing someone to answer the question.]

What is your answer?

Life is a battlefield and we're all soldiers, sir!

Good!

[He likes your attitude, kid.]

And what's the most important thing to remember about being a soldier?

What you see, what you hear, what you feel; when you leave... destroy all the evidence.

[Oh, Kagura. What you're saying is like music to his ears.

He's so touched he could cry.]

That's right! That's exactly it!

And then...

And then...

... we bribe our way out of prison?

No! We fight our way out!

We take down anyone who gets in our way! No bribery! No compromise!

HOAAAAAAAH! That's great! As expected of a true frog leader!

[ Because he's red. He must be the leader. ]

[L-leader?

He's completely speechless for a moment and then he coughs.]

No, I'm not really a leader. [Just a corporal.]

But you're red. [ She sounds a bit confused. ]

[Oh. Is that what this is about?]

I know red is usually the colour of the team leader on TV, but it doesn't work that way for us.

Oooooh! [ She sounds like she finally gets it! ]

So you're strawberry flavored.

...what? NO! I'm not strawberry flavoured!

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GIRORO! WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING HER, DE ARIMASU?!

What do you mean what am I doing? I'm teaching her the way of a soldier!

You shouldn't be teaching her something like that, de arimasu! You should be teaching her how to solve her problems in a peaceful, reasonable manner, de arimasu!

We're invaders, Keroro! [What part of that is peaceful in anyway?]

Invaders can still spread a message of peace, love and reasonable solutions to conflict, de arimasu.

[Twitch.]

Che. And you dare call yourself a soldier.

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And you're green! You must be the special ranger!

I'm not! I'm the leader, de arimasu! See this star? [Pointing to the yellow star on his stomach.] It means that I'm the leader!

That. Or you're a careb**r.

Do I look like a careb*ar to you, de arimasu?! I don't even have bear ears, de arimasu!

There was an elephant c**ebear and a lion carebe*r. Your argument is invalid.

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